His hair looks nice though!

I have a pretty nihilist sense of humor, and this fails to get a laugh. It’s not ironic, it’s just creepy.

Which is worse?

Is he preparing to play a young Neil DeGrasse Tyson in a movie?

Hey, Chernobyl was really popular on HBO.  How about some “Acute Radiation Poisoning” themed parties?  You can give all your guests chemical peels if you can’t spring for the enriched uranium. 

That’s metal as fuck. 

I am so sick and tired of Chrissy Teigen’s filthy mouth: the name-calling, the way she leads people at rallies calling for violence against minorities, the way she brags that she can grab people by the pussy, and can shoot people on 5th ave...

Exactly! You’re only trying to steal the bride’s thunder if you’re wearing a white dinosaur costume.

god. damn. it. SAME.

On top of my ex? He hated showering so only did it once or twice a month. He liked it when I would lightly scratch his back (not as part of sex, just as a relaxing thing) and I would end up with gunk under my nails afterward. My explanation is I was... going through a lot.

I just want to have sex with someone that truly loves me, I don’t know how that feels.

If you’d be willing to repeat this, some people would pay good money for this. 

A bedroom after work as a teen at Pizza Hut, not so much the grossest place I’ve had sex but more the grossest thing after sex. We had taken home a load of carafes from Pizza Hut for an after work party. I was very thirsty after sex and grabbed a carafe in the dark and took a long swig only to realise mid swallow that…

What's sex lol.

Totally agree, they should have their wedding how they want it to be. It’s about their memory of the day, not some idea or concept of what everyone wants it to be. 

Am I the only one that thinks a wedding is two people marrying each other and not giving a shit about everything else?

My sentiment exactly. I was laughing reading the article, and then mystified by the comments.

“She chose to be a dinosaur at a time when others would have chosen not to be a dinosaur. She must have a mental illness and an unhealthy relationship with her family.”

I’m with you, I would have thought it was hilarious at my wedding. The issue would have been with the mothers I think, and grandma.

Disagree, a wedding is an event. You celebrate how you want. This worked out that others were happy with it.