I mean I always had a soft spot for Travis because...

I like it because it shows me he isn’t worried about this petty bullshit he is WORRIED about the people his presidency will help. He seems to think all this other shit is a distraction from more important things AND HE IS RIGHT.

Fuck anyone who thought this was ‘too far’ or ‘mean spirited’ ARE YOU JOKING? Just because they are part of the same party does not mean you should let things slide. Joe Biden is the front runner and he is displaying some SERIOUS problems and if someone wants to point it out on the debate stage in a way that might not…

Wait so he is rolling back energy efficient light bulbs because he feels they don’t make him look pretty enough!?

This comment speaks to me on a very visceral level.

Yes.

I’m sorry are you NOT swimming in gold coins, Scrooge McDuck style, like the rest of us? 

NOPE. Fuck this. 

Albino Dino strikes again.

I get that people make it AN EVENT, but to me it has always seemed like two people who want to say they love each other and are going to try not to ruin one another’s life and they allow people to watch it or be apart of it. I feel like the bride and groom should only care about each other in this scenario and the…

The comments are SO weird to me. A wedding doesn’t have to be an EVENT. It can just be a happy celebration. The dinosaur didn’t steal the entire thing. Did people look at the Dino? Fuck yeah. But that doesn’t take anything away from two people promising to love each other.

That motherfucker!

Mine was Tucson. Terrible, the lot of them.

This is the best answer. 

I am so glad I am not the only one but at the same time sad so many people had an entire state ruined for them.

The entire state of Arizona.

NOPE. Didn’t even read, just saw the picture.

Cops don’t know what is acceptable anymore! If you can’t murder someone with impunity then WHAT IS NEXT?

I was JUST listening to something about the super volcano and got so excited. Magma doesn’t care about political parties, it only cares about evisceration.

Team human extinction.