But what does no really mean!? Were they just being coy!?

At this point you are just not using headlines to fuck with us right? RIGHT!?!

Way to jinx it! 

Excellent.

HOLD ON. Wait a minute here! There are people other than white racists in the south? I don’t know what to do with this new knowledge.

Okay was it just me or did we not even get to see Beth dittos actual body? Is this a way for them to say SEE WE ARE INCLUSIVE SHE IS RIGHT THERE! But uh... yeah I see her hair and stuff, cool?

The lesson here is companies enjoy money, and will advertise where the money is, until someone gets angry and it puts their money in jeopardy. Then they will pull ads and hope that doing so gets them MORE money from the people who are impressed. When the anger dies down they start advertising the same as before…

Right. He already attempted ‘suicide’ once so if he wasn’t on suicide watch that is fucking insane. I am sure it is a coincidence that some of the names came out yesterday.

Seriously, when are people going to stop making excuses for this guy? Democrats want this? Then the party is garbage and needs to be burnt to the ground just like the Republican Party.

Beto should drop out of the presidential race and announce his senate run NOW. When he is being impressive and the guy everyone wanted to beat Ted Cruz.

I love a pup ESPECIALLY street pups who get rescued and get a happy forever home.

WAIT. Why isn’t the foxy Castro brother running for president? I would be so much more interested.

She is so rad. She doesn’t seem to judge others situations and let’s them make their own decisions on what they keep while guiding them through the processes. She is nice and smiley and so I kinda think she might be a serial killer? HEAR ME OUT...

I just want the Clinton’s burned to the goddamn ground.

I want every politician to talk like this.

Can you blame him? Those pine trees didn’t want to fuck a white gentleman! He is nice and white and those pine trees won’t drop their needles.

I assume if it took less than a minute and he was wearing body armor, it had to be a head shot. 

Seems like Texas needs anti fascist now more than ever.

I don’t even know what to say to shit like this. Our criminal justice system is SO FUCKING BROKEN that we do not understand the concept of the judiciary being COMPLETELY SEPARATE from their government.

Dear god.