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When Bernie Sanders was talking about Medicare for all and was like ‘oh and by the way, insurance companies will be advertising on this channel tonight’ and the moderator was like YOUR TIME IS UP. TUME IS UP! Like every person isn’t going over their time. Uh huh. I see you cnn.

I am hoping it really was as the owner said ‘a freak accident’ like, one moment of the dog walker not being vigilant or aware as much as they should have and the wrong person/distraction coming along right at that moment. Maybe switching the leash between hands at exactly the wrong time? Ugh. Either way it sucks.

I like to talk immense amounts of shit about people I have to see for the rest of my life and work with knowing that they will become aware of it.

Oh god what if even commenting on this article has moved the universe and tiny bit and now they AREN’T TOGETHER!?

Oh thank Cthulhu!

I chortled.

I don’t doubt she has an entire team in place but I am also not going to judge what she does or does not do or what makes someone a good parent.

I feel like I would need A LOT of cocaine to raise three kids and have ANY type of demanding career let alone one where millions of people think they have some type of ownership over you.

Listen... as a totally normal 31 year old woman with a completely fulfilling life I have to ask

Why.

Whoa-ho-ho I said the same exact thing in a comment last week. You could at least ungrey me for such a thing!

I think rings are pointless to begin with that that one in particular is reeeeeeally ugly.

So is this the standard now? He did awful things but he is no Weinstein!

I’m sorry, giving someone a weird massage isn’t enough to lose your job over? Since fucking when? WHERE DO YOU WORK?

This is difficult because I don’t think all of this is a spiritual issue. It is an issue of colonialism. Native Hawaiians have no protection like other indigenous peoples. They have had their language and lands stolen from them and because of that they only make up like 20% of their own home land.

Ugh, that doc destroyed me and put me back together. The more mister Rogers the better.

SERIOUSLY.

That isn’t good enough, the Puerto Rican people have made it pretty clear they want him gone so he is just wasting everyone’s time at this point.

So... the president of the United States knows just as much if not LESS than Kim kardashian and Kanye? That is comforting.