Have people completely fucking forgotten kindergarten? You do not get in someone’s personal space or touch them UNLESS THEY AGREE TO IT. This is especially true if you don’t know someone or are OH I DON’T KNOW, a powerful politician.

Totally, but that is not the same as being surprised by a high.

What are these bo ooks? You speak of? Will I need WiFi?

Okay, I know I am a total square and They probably had tons of fun! And I am only going by the description written here because no one has time to waste their life with Jimmy Kimmel BUT, BUTTTTTTTT

This. ALL OF THIS. 

Of course they were BEST FRIENDS. But come on, your friend is dead and there is a bus coming are you telling me you don’t CASUALLY toss him under it? No? Just me and Lindsey?

Right!? Now my sweet paneled van with the mural of a wizard doing MAGIKS can’t say ‘THE GRAND WIZARD’ in huge NEON LETTERS. Life is cruel.

I LOVED that song and ‘Mystikal- shake ya ass’ oh what a time for songs about asses. A simpler time.

I automatically thought of sisqo.

Who amongst us hasn’t slept with one or more spice girls?

Hot trump supporters seems like a BIG stretch.

And yet he will still be able to afford the best health care America has to offer. Still too good for him.

All of your comments on this article have convinced me we are brain twins. I am sorry you think about conspiracies involving the CIA so often.

If by pull the same shit you mean saying

As a grey no one will see this BUT...

FINALLY MY NEW NAME HAS MEANING!

My prediction: nothing matters, we all live in a hellscape.

-news caster voice- This just in, humans create problem and are very upset by the problem that they have createdddd. Their solution? Kill the problemmmmm.

This has been the it plant for MONTHS. I had a really nice lady ship me a baby from a plant group on reddit, because these plants CONSTANTLY make babies.

I had read books before Nora Roberts, obviously, BUT when I was like 12-14 I found Nora Roberts and she CHANGED MY LIFE.