None of theirs excites me. I want to have fun with my beauty products or there is just no point to me.

Um, my bossom is there for Dev ALWAYS. ALLLLLLLLWAYS.

The Kurds deserve so much better. Everyone either acts like they are disposable or actively tries to dispose of them.

But those fats are not the GOOD kind. Everyone knows there is only one good plus size body.

Wow a 3x or 26w. How inclusive.

Like I said on splinter, this totally makes me regret buying a shirt and supporting him financially when he was running for senate even though I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA.

Now i feel bad for buying his shirt to support his campaign for senate.

The football sketch was the only one I laughed at. I loved it.

I always want the victims and the family of victims to feel safe and have the peace they need to live their life.

So is this a pick and choose thing?

I am gutted by this. His mother may be a whore but he has always been a constant part of my life. 

I was out until I got to Mark Duplass.

Meanwhile, I am just googling bridges and how far away they are from me.

Yeah I was only like, 5 when it started I think? OH BUT THE RERUNS. 

Ill be honest, I fucking LOVE the snark in this post.

I am so sad. Pre-teen me loved reruns of 90210 and the x files. Dylan Mckay and Fox Mulder were my misunderstood dreamboats. So seriously bummed. 

The rangers do it for me as well. WE ALL HAVE OUR CROSSES TO BEAR.

I haven’t seen the movie, whatever, WHATEVER.

Twins.

You can pry my bread and tortillas from my cold dead hands. Bury me in burritos.