Well, actually, hold on, let me adjust my glasses, in the ‘canonical’ run of The Simpsons, Homer never uses the “F” word, so unfortunately your quote is incorrect.

Worth it to troll Jeff Fisher, even if Fisher’s watching from home.

“Did I play Thursday Night Football, Too?” By Jared Goff and Jon Ryan - via the Players’ Tribune.

Or not lose the ball like it just turned into one of the glowing stones from Temple of Doom

He got concussed while scrambling for a 3-9 team, that was down 24-3, on a play that didn’t even count.

Well, it’s like this: The NFL has this “color rush” thing they do on Thursday nights that features teams playing in solid-color pajamas. Last year, there was a problem with this in the Bills-Jets game, when they went all-red vs. all-green, turning the game into an interesting experience of “What the fuck is going…

It’s pretty rare for me to cringe and wince over a gif but this one did it.

I think I can explain:

He’s Canadian. Give him a shot of Maple Syrup, some Crown Royal, and a denim blanket and he’ll be fine in the morning.

Because the Oregon ducks were so shitty this year, they had to do something that would make PNW bandwagon duck’n’12s Think they were watching Oregon not play like trash... this is just a theory.

Don’t worry, the CGI guys will put a more coordinated player over him in post-production.

It wouldn’t even matter if helmets made contact, because there is no rule about helmet-to-helmet contact on runners, and a QB outside the pocket running with the ball is a runner.

WTF is up with those Seattle uniforms? Damn.

Poor Ryan. They knocked the h out of him.

Leave it to noted shithead Pete Carroll to run a fake punt while up 21 points with 5 minutes left.

I was certain that Rams’ challenge was that Ryan was, in fact, dead...

the hit was not ruled to be an illegal one

Jon Ryan might be dead.