Kind of a low ranking for the Fridge. At a minimum, I’m sure he’s well versed in EnergySTAR certification, which has to count for something at DOE.

You’re just realizing this now? Most of my friends died in a fireball nearly 65 million years ago. Those that survived turned from terrible awe inspiring beasts as big as buildings into robins and sparrows. There clearly is no god.

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Look at all the stars this comment didn’t get.

If a special teams coach can’t figure out how to prevent this, they deserve it.

ABOOHOOHOO PATRIOTS FAN :-P

I’d argue the real mistake is being in a group text in which “Brady is putting on a top shelf performance here!” can be sent unironically.

Didn’t you see that Deadspin posted an appropriate place for you to air your grievances earlier today?

3. That time Eli Manning outran him for a first down.

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Also, as a St. Louis LA Rams fan... The schadenfreude for this league, this franchise, and the LA St. Louis fans is almost too much

Demoff responded by continuing to reside in Southern California.

Yeah I guess I am being a little too hard on a group that was already on probation for repeated incidents of sexual hazing.

Oh boo hoo a bunch of rich kids don’t get to have their little club anymore where they can act like total jackasses under the guise of being a “band”

“How do we fix this?”

“I don’t know, but until then just apply a band-aid.”

WMU coach Steve Hawkins went on to say he was disappointed to be losing a player who was clearly one of his best shooters.

I’m really surprised at this email chain. Most XC runners’ entire sexual histories could easily be documented in a single tweet.

this is so great most kids these days are just destroyed by diabetes