If we can’t bottle-flip, what else will we have to dab about?

Yeah but if they reconfigured it for soccer it would mean the following

I hear the Edward Jones Dome isn’t being used much these days.

The Spurs are silently fearsome. They’re fucking good, but you don’t feel it until you’re watching deep in the season.

The Clippers are 1-8 against the Warriors in the past two years plus last night. Might be time to stop pretending they have a chance to beat them.

Like teams with a 3-1 Finals lead winning.

I’m sure he was thinking “Goddamn, it was so much easier when the teams I’ve worked for already had the best player in the league on the roster when I took the job.”

“The problem with Phil Jackson is that he holds the joint too long rather than passing it, leading to a inefficient and uneven baking in the drum circle.”

“There are no guarantees that this NBA season is destined to end in a Finals rematch.”

And Ronnie Milsap loses out on joke royalties AGAIN.

Maybe he shouldn’t wear a skirt that short either if he didn’t want this stuff to happen.

Pretty insensitive to make a Stevie Wonder joke when there are so many people out there who really suffer from blindness, including NFL refs.

or maybe he just called to say “i love you.”

He needs to know that when you believe in things that you don’t understand, then you suffer.

Or.. he could live where he wants to and idiots not do shit like this. We can’t start thinking that having swastikas painted on the wall of your house is your fault for being a black pro football player in a regular neighborhood.

How do we know that Stevie Wonder didn’t call OBJ and tell him that he saw all the terrible calls that were being made. Maybe this wasn’t a joke, but a name drop.

Because its like an 8 minute drive to his work place? And he’s a 2nd year former practice squad FB (among the, if not the, lowest paid positions in the NFL) perennially on the roster bubble who could have been cut at any moment prior to being on IR and now that he’s on IR is likely to get cut immediately upon the end…

This is absolutely shocking. I had no idea the Giants had a fullback.

+1 internet for you

Who else is disappointed he didn’t do it in his SHO?