Well all this morning Trump could have gotten Steve Harvey to teach John Lewis a thing or two......

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

retired general Michael Flynn, a member of the Trump transition team

I mean you’re assuming that losing weight necessarily means “getting hotter” which it doesn’t. Also it’s not healthy to obsess over an ex. “I’m going to lose 20 pounds so he/she wants me back” is not the same as “I’m going to start working out and eating better because it’ll give me confidence to get back out there”.

Oh man, this is like when you’re leaving town and asking the neighbor teenager to watch your house, then realize what you’ve done and lock up every loose/important item in your house to try to save it JUST IN CASE

blame the for-profit nature of American insurance companies

well, my local congressman is one of the people spearheading the movement to repeal the ACA.

It wasn’t what Obama himself wanted.

Page one of the Republican strategy guide is “govern badly, then claim government doesn’t work.”

Because it’s not even the first time? Hell, yesterday Sessions declined to confirm if as Trumps AG he would arrest journalists for doing their jobs in a way the administration disagreed with.

Yes. They literally need to speak to him as if he has the mental capacity of a five year old.

First he’s too smart for the briefings, then he can’t retain the info from said briefings. Which is it you orange asshole?

You said “it doesn’t make sense” that Adjra doesn’t give Kushner the same break that she gives to Clinton.

Good try, but you need to come with something for Kushner. What’s wrong? Can’t find anything?

Read the comments on an article posted on Facebook. Some mirror exactly that, and others - I can’t believe I’m forced to type this - were saying he didn’t mock the reporter’sdisability, he was talking with his hands. Or he wasn’t mocking his disability just the reporter. FFS, I lost brain cells. If you mock a person…

Love my tiles but I like the key ring one too. Also:

Love my tiles but I like the key ring one too. Also:

Watching her this morning moved me more than I anticipated it would. It felt like, not only the end of her tenure as FLOTUS, but the end of civility, intellectualism, and empathy in Washington for a long time to come. And when she choked up near the end, I think it’s because she knows it, too.

This country did not deserve her as a First Lady. It is so infuriating that so many people who will applaud and cheer for a woman who has achieved nothing in her life but was born beautiful could not bring themselves to respect someone who has accomplished so much. Fuck everything.

Megyn Kelly’s goodbye statement = I’m dumping you because I got into my 1st choice college. You were my first. No hard feelings?