If the markets going up was a sign that all is well then we’d never have had the crash of 1929. And every crash, depression and recession since then. The markets react to what happened, they don’t predict it.

The SNL skits literally write themselves. I’d be embarrassed if my 11-year-old kid had trouble putting sentences together the way he does.

please everyone. no more snark or assholery regarding kanye. he’s a human being who deserves our care and compassion, regardless of your opinion on him, his wife, his lifestyle, or anything else.

It’s been really interesting to watch the press do this odd little election post-mortem and ask “Hey did we cause this? And if so how?” for about two days and then go right back to letting Trump act like Saddam Hussein in South Park.

For people opposed to the “nanny state” they sure are keen on government interference in people’s lives.

You realize that every president takes vacations that you pay for, the only difference is that the other presidents owned compounds or went to camp David. Just because you don’t see them vacationing on your dime doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.

When I think of the countless military families moved at the government’s whim multiple times, my sympathy for them runs a little low. And the fact that HE DOESN’T PAY TAXES SO THIS IS ALL ON US makes me a tiny bit ragey.

None, but there’s a rumor that Barron’s autistic.

Except these people are literally doing Nazi salutes and posting “sieg heil”. So yeah, they’re fucking Nazis.

On Friday, Tequila tweeted photos of herself at a private, alt-right D.C. dinner

The call for Pence’s Hamilton tickets only came to the theater Friday afternoon, acc to The Hollywood Reporter quoting producer Jeffrey Seller: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/hamilton-broadway-cast-addresses-mike-pence-audience-work-behalf-all-us-949075 . Trump U settlement also announced Friday afternoon.…

If I were a conspiracy theorist, which I totally am, I would say it’s less about Trump U and more about the Ivanka sitting in on the Japan meeting. Trump U got settled for a huge amount of money for ordinary Americans. Done and done. I’m interested if he’s got the money to pony up 25 million myself and that’s about…

You kidding me? The whole Republican/conservative platform is based around making the whole world their “safe space.” “I REFUSE to give in to PC LIBS who want to censor my FREEZE PEACH because they get all butthurt when I TELL IT LIKE IT IS. What, you said something that makes me vaguely uncomfortable? WHY ARE YOU…

Vague Industries really killin it over here

He didn’t ruin their nights. This is the happiest those people have been since election day.

Do you not realize that fascists generally do not honor things called “elections.” I think it’s cute that people think this is going to be business as usual.

Can’t decide whether this would have been better or worse. Also, I’m really getting tired of playing these ‘would-you-rather’ games with the federal cabinet

For you young whipper-snappers who don’t remember 2000, the outgoing Clinton Department of Justice begged and pleaded with the Bush administration to take the threat of Al Qaida seriously.

On the plus side, the guy who will choose his replacement is under indictment!

So far Trump has put forth some competent, but morally bankrupt people. I was one of Sessions constituent for most of my life, and he is from my mother’s hometown. I don’t personally know him or anyone who can claim to be an acquaintance, but I have heard stories about his backwards ways. He is known for his blue…