America has had too much of his bullshit. More importantly, the rest of the world has had enough of his bullshit. Many Americans will disagree but the rest of the globe are done with the shit show. America has become a punchline. Fix it. Seriously.

oh my god, she’s like a living breathing Jim Halpert.

And he’s a typical dilettante, thinking everybody’s hard fought for profession would be sooooo easy to do himself. He’s doing his damndest to be the best Dunning-Kruger ever, and still failing because that’s how truly incompetent and lazy he is.

I don’t know whether or not it’s reassuring that Trump is no longer able to shoot straight when it comes to embarrassing guests at debates. If Hillary didn’t give a shit about Paula Jones et al., she sure as fuck isn’t going to blink at Barack’s estranged relative. Trump is really losing it.

“It’s kind of two teenage boys, actually they should behave better”

Peer pressure is even pushing it. Billy Bush was a mere 34 year old and a minor celebrity, to Donald Trump’s 59 years and reality tv stardom (not that either of them were exactly A list).

Also, Billy Bush was so obviously the beta dog in that pairing.

*sigh*

Can I say that I’m genuinely concerned about the safety of voters this year without sounding paranoid? I’ve never been scared to vote before but since Dipshit Trashfire has singled out my area as one of the ones “stealing the election” I’m getting in and out of there as fast as possible.

When you go into work tomorrow, call your boss a “fat pig” and see how it goes.

then you’ve never been to Boulder CO

Colorado actually has a pretty big Jewish population and couldn’t really qualify as a “flyover state” considering that it’s home to some of the most well-visited areas (resorts, national parks, etc) in the country.

It also means he totally watched that sketch. He lies about everything, so I’m taking this tweet to mean he laughed his ass off like everyone else did.

This is a tricky and awkward argument to have with someone defending his intelligence, because it hinges on the fact that the person you are talking to is even stupider than he is.

I have been saying this for months now but people keep insisting that he’s smart, just arrogant. NO. He’s both.

We need a whole new diagnosis to make sense of this...person. He’s like a psychological projection machine—every single accusation is an indictment of that quality or behavior in himself—in stunning, perfect reflection. Her foundation is corrupt! No, but yours is. She has no plan! No, you have no plan. She’s got…

Trump will next criticize Clinton’s ill-fitting suits, her inexplicably orange skin, her tendency to loom over people, and her terrible comb-over. “I hear she just reaches out and grabs people by the pussy, is what I hear” reports Trump.

Get the word feminist outta your mouth, fool. You’ve made like, eight attempts to argue that the wife of a cad is more offensive to sexual assault victims than a guy who brags about sexually assaulting people, and they’re getting worse each try.

Yes, privately referring to a few women who consensually had sex with your husband as “bimbos” is totally just as heinous a crime as, you know, those actual crimes of sexual assault that Trump privately bragged about that certainly seem to be very true. I mean, if you are a moron and are trying to defend a creepy…

I forget, did anyone do any investigation into that?
Was there any kind of partisan special prosecutor who laid out his case before the Congress and the American people?