My dad is a construction worker but I can’t build a house. Don’t see how that’s relevant.

I just figured out why Mike Pence’s face bothers me so much: he has too much head for his face. All of his tiny, tiny features are scrunched in the middle of his enormous dome.

But he’s a pro at performing in a wheel chair!

Hm. I know that some people are not impressed with Natalie Portman’s acting ability, but I usually like her a lot. However, with this trailer I spent the whole time thinking that is Natalie Portman playing Jackie Kennedy and it doesn’t work for me.

Seriously, and she looked so good! Especially for having just been sick!

If he had Huntington’s disease, he’d have been dead thirty years ago.

She brought it up because she was thoroughly prepared for any attacks he had on that subject, and not afraid to address it.

You think he’s constantly being audited because he’s actually following the laws and rules. Hahahaha.

1. Not paying taxes.

“Not paying taxes is not the same s not paying taxes.” Go home. You’re drunk. And as such, I will be dismissing any further comments by you unread so don’t bother.

Huh?! I live in Colorado. I have to disagree. Also....the Bible Belt is the southeast and south central US.

I knew it was Boulder, Colorado. This is the most Boulder CO shit I have ever read in my life.

It’s like there’s just SOMETHING about Clinton--they can’t put their finger on, they might not even be consciously aware of it--but there’s SOMETHING about her that makes it easy to believe all negative things that are said about her while somehow managing to disregard the negative things said about Trump.

You’re kind of splitting hairs with this comment, considering that it’s only a trailer.

I’m so glad Oliver is calling out the false-equivalency narrative that’s been plaguing this election.

Well, the USA had a good run. We tried to have nice things, but it turns out there are simply too many of us willing to make each other miserable. Polls have tightened and I am already dreading the post debate where Trump is declared the winner for being able to stand and breathe at the same time.

Jimmy Fallon doesn’t want to insult his good friend Donald Drumpf by having our Muslim president on for longer than a minute at a time.

Whatever. Say what you want, Ted. For someone who ran as the “principled” guy - you sold out. Just like you sold out when you held America hostage with your dumbass fauxlibuster and cost American taxpayers 350 million so that you could get on the fucking national spotlight.

I’d have a hard time taking my kids to an actively war ravaged place like Syria. I see his point. As an adult she can go where she wants - her person, her decision, but he does have equal say in where the kids go, no?