From the CAE Red Carpet, our Nerd King and Queen (Chris Hardwick & Lydia Hearst):

As far as protests go, I consider it to be a very subtle and respectful one. It’s not like he is dumping tea in the harbor or secretly fomenting revolution against a king...

Exactly! The whole thing is about how we, as a nation, are not living up to the values that our military defends/fights for. By taking the knee they’re saying that we can do better. We should do better.

Jesus. What are you, a “Democrat” from 1865? 1962?

I’m always expecting Lauer to look at the male he’s inevitably fawning over and say, “Bros before ho’s. Am I right?”

1. Missy. Everything should have more Missy.

Seriously. And the fact that they’re so judgmental about her recovery? News flash. Recovery from anything isn’t a pretty process. There is no finish line.

RESPONSIBLE JOURNALISM STARTS AT HOME

I lived in the Twin Cities with my husband for 4 years before we moved to ATX last January. The Jacob Wetterling case is nothing less than a tragedy that has haunted everyone in MN for almost 3 decades. For that gossip columnist to somehow dig at Jana over what she wore to work that day is disturbingly low. She truly…

“This just in....Pssh, I’ve already heard about all of this already.” #hipsternews

Hotter take: no obituary for a man would focus on how gee-golly great he is at cutting the grass and identify him as a father first.

“I was going to leave anyway,” says the guy in the very expensive seats who felt the need to ruin the show for everyone else.

The Pontiac Sunfire is a car for a person not hip enough to drive a Saturn.

This is why Trump has gotten such tepid support from the normally true blue GOP backers in big business. They know that any attempt at cracking down harder on immigrants than we do now would be an enormous financial hit for so many industries (farming, food production, food service, construction, etc, etc).

Mass deportation will never ever ever happen, no matter how much they claim, and not just because the orange trashbag of tepid farts has no follow through, but because too many companies rely on illegal labor to allow politicians to deport their easily abused source of income.

Really? Because I think country music in particular needs to hear a lot of this. There are still millions of young people who are at risk of violence, homelessness, and self-harm because of their shitty parents, family, and peers. People using their platforms to support others is just about the best use of celebrity I…

Tough to do when an interviewer is only asking about your politics and views on the LGBTQ community.

BOATS DON’T HAVE BRAKES!!

I see your point and we are still in our infancy of understanding the mind-body interaction on many levels — especially within the scope of illness and that which it can trigger in the brain. Even something as mild as a virus can have debilitating impact upon nuerons and neural chemistry.