Gotta stick up for them with the slurpee flavors. I love Slurpees and drink them often. Different locations get different flavors. Some locations have 5 or 6 flavors. And sometimes your husband is going for the Coca Cola Slurpee and it looks freaking delicious, but the rotating seasonal and monthly flavors you’ve…

Thissssss..

I’d just send her this link with no additional commentary. It kind of says it all: https://medium.com/@dinachka82/about-your-poem-1f26a7585a6f#.f7aeady8f

Ding ding ding. My own father-in-law (a proud republican and Trump supporter!) is of this ilk. He’s an incredibly rotund, balding-in-a-bad-way type of man, face reddened due to years of alcoholism (he is sober now, but the damage was done) and I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve heard him or his wife, who also…

I had that same thought. They’re championing a man that will (if he hasn’t already) rollback or axe several of Obama’s pro-worker policies while cheering that this orange is bringing back...factory jobs? It’s so bizarre when you really think about it and look at it.

Agreed 100%, and sadly this point seems to sail right over the heads of his supporters. Presidents are supposed to be acting in the best interest of the entire country—not themselves. By refusing to release his taxes and by refusing to give up his companies, Trump is blatantly giving the idea a short stubby middle…

Right? His stupid little Twitter tally on the “jobs” that he (LOL) has already “created” is about to look like a bunch of fucking popsicle sticks.

On one hand, this whole thing makes me want to rage stroke and die and I don’t even have kids.

Stop being so reasonable, these gun manufacturers will never hit sky high profit margins if their sales can only be based on practicality. Pfffft pew pew pew. Pew.

Does...anyone in Michigan actually like her? I know some Michigan transplants where I live and they all make a noise like they’re being forced to drink orange juice after brushing their teeth whenever her name is mentioned. It’s a little surprising to me because those same Michigan transplants are themselves fairly…

Trymp is definitely their gift horse at the moment, but him popping off about “affordable healthcare that will cover everyone beautifully” this weekend is already making them regret not looking it fully in the mouth.

Must be a skosh past midnight, otherwise known as the time of day that lonely Loco Jones gets online in a desperate attempt to stifle his ever-growing need for any form of real human interaction & a hug.

I’m guessing those are the exact same social media Trump supporters that keep insisting Trump & his billion-dollar cabinet are tooootally going to only look out for the little guy now, cuz they have all made themselves enough money and therefore have no interest in continuing to enrich themselves. Lol. So dumb and so…

Somebody definitely confiscated his phone until after the electoral vote is finished today. Wouldn’t want him to tweet out any more reminders about exactly how unpresidented he is, after all. 🙄

Inadvertently? His tweets at and about China, while bufoonishly comical, suggest otherwise...

Gahhh that was the first thing that popped into my head, too. Our entire nation will desperately need America’s Official Cutest Grandma for at least the next four years. I love her so much.

It is like he is our very own Dwight Schrute, and it’s almost as if they believe shrieking “FACT!!11!!111!!!!!” at the beginning of a sentence automatically turns it into one. Ahhh, good stuff.

Because, you see, Ivanka is pretty. /s

So much this. I’m rather aghast at how many seem to be missing this point. Depression can have eerily similar symptoms in its sufferers, but the actual CAUSE of it can be wildly varied. For some it may be circumstantial (I personally went through a brutal bout after a young, close family member of mine suddenly died);…

Well said! And I’m sorry, but I am getting reeeeal tired of the Bernie Bros and their endless prattling of “told ya Clinton was terrible and sucked, should have ran Bernie instead” that seems to be infiltrating the entire internet at the moment.