While I’m TERRIFIED of clowns (and they’ve been spotted in the town I live in, too)—I also kind of love that it seems like this is something our entire country can still truly bond over, especially while in the midst of an ugly presidential election.

Sounds like you are in a similar situation as my husband and me. His dad worked hard, and so we are lucky to benefit from that in a family-owned company where my husband continues the same tradition of working really hard. We are very fortunate to have a degree of success, even if that means paying upwards of 40+% in…

I feel like you clearly did not watch the video. Have a go at it again, champ.

Exactly. Anything Kate wears immediately sells out and draws attention to the designer that designed it. I’d eat her maple leaf hat if she (or anyone) actually paid for that McQueen dress. I’d be curious to know if she actually has to pay for any of the frocks she wears to public events...

I kinda feel like they have blood regardless of the outcome on November 8th. They have all been gleefully complicit in legitimizing the clown candidacy of a scamming racist fuckface all in the name of money, ratings, page views, entertainment, and clicks. They continuously let him lie, bloviate, and blather completely…

It’s mostly just the redpill mouth-breathing subset, with no idea what it’s like to not live on their mommy and daddy’s dime, angry at the world and frothing at their gross mealy mouths in the anticipating of watching it all burn.

Uncanny! It’s almost as if he wants attention on his views and opinions while waging war on others based upon theirs...

I think you are secretly me. I’m also from a hardcore red state, now living in a swing state. I gotta say--since moving, the presidential election has gotten a million times more stressful for me. I feel good living in a state that ISN’T an echo chamber and has a population with a vast assortment of opinions and…

Not to mention Minnesota, which:

They think they’re being so edgy while being racist behind a computer screen and keyboard, but we alllll know that only reason they spout off such silly attention-seeking tropes is because they’re terrified that the blacks are going to rise up and give them due payback for the centuries of slavery, injustice, and…

Whoa.

Whoa.

I feel a need to rely to this because I used to feel the same way as you. I couldn’t imagine what it would be like to go from being able-sighted to mostly or completely blind, and I think that is the trickiest part of our human-to-pupper relationships. We want to assume our dogs feel exactly as we do when it comes to…

Is LocomotiveJones really a troll, though? Because I’ve always viewed him more as an incredibly insecure blowhard. That’s the image he has always projected to me, anyway. His comments are always full of total lol. I can’t even imagine what he is like in real life—I suspect there is a good reason as to why he spends so…

“Yes because a drunk person could put together coherent sentences like this.”

I seriously love the cleavage and I hope in some small way that was done as a middle finger to everyone that’s freaked over her SAG awards outfit earlier this year:

And if it isn’t, their next dog SHOULD totally be a Bishon, though. Think about it.

Huh, that’s weird. My friend nearly died due to kidney failure brought on by Lupus. She had to have a kidney transplant—prior to that she was incredibly ill, on dialysis nearly 24 hours a day, and they gave her a prognosis of about a year to live.

People do realize that more often than not, it’s republican business owners that take advantage of cheap, underpaid labor via illegal immigrants, yes? No? Please?

I want to believe that they have an old school friendship pact that if neither of them finds someone to marry by the time they both turn 50, they’ll marry each other. And then adopt a huge herd of ragtag shelter dogs and kittens as their fur babies. I want to believe!