I had a sex dream about him last night. It was glorious.

Our dumb, beautiful swimming man baby. Bless his heart.

IOC spokesman (pictured); ‘ didn’t happen, everything’s fine.’

I am glad our Labradoodle is ok

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

What is truly frightening is that these sexist and racist headlines and comments are not made to be intentionally malicious. Most people, even if they are internal scumbag bigots, will closet their demons for their professions. Nobody WANTS to be on the wrong end of these and having to make apologies and retractions.…

Olympics: Simone Manuel shares historic night with some white guy.

I am a white woman. I have no stake in this. But, as a swimmer, I am crying. Do you know the odds she had to win this? SLIM TO NONE. She got 2nd at trials! She didn’t even win US trials! She beat the world record holder and her 2015 world champion in the event sister! She is an amazing woman and we are lucky to be…

From swimming in meets to swimming in meat.

Le Clos poked the bear, and the bear mauled him to death in front of the entire world.

He didn’t drop a tombstone on Le Clos. He dropped a graveyard on him.

The backcourt was immediately put into custody

The MOST fucked up thing here is that I couldn’t make it half way through. I was crying too hard. And so I apologize to those whose names I didn’t see. But I couldn’t. And I’m sorry

In response, Minneapolis PD has walked out of all future NBA games.

Failing to signal a lane change...Sandra Bland died a year ago today and nothing is better people are still dying in the same jail she died in... Its starting to wear me down

Off topic, Alicia Keys is inspiring me with this no makeup mission. She’s slaying.

Remember that classic scene in Do The Right Thing where Mookie asked John Turturro’s character why he used the word nigger so much if his favorite basketball player was Magic Johnson, his favorite comedian was Eddie Murphy, and his favorite singer was Prince? And Turturro explained that they weren’t “real niggers?”…

I really wish they would have said Sandra Bland’s name. She, like other countless victims, are women as well. They are just as important as the men being gunned down and should not be silenced.

Preemptive stick to sports hot take nuke from orbit.