You are aware that boxers are commonly referred to as “fighters” and a boxing match is typically referred to as a “fight,” correct? And even technical or defensive boxers are known as “technical fighters” or “defensive fighters.” And he’s 49-0. If Laura had called him one of the greatest knockout artists or sluggers,…

Ted Pretty? More like Theodore Presentable, at best.

Look Bill Snyder gets very upset about drugs, just like that young Hollywood starlet Nancy Davis. Anyway, laudanum will wreck your life as quick as the drink. And that’s why Snyder supports temperance too.

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“I’m stunned that Mr. Moody defied the court’s direct order to appear today,” Miami-Dade prosecutor Christine Zahralban told the judge on Friday.

Thank you, Harrison, you glorious hunk of man.

A reader named Harrison actually suggested it, so thank him.

Still don’t know what started this. Still don’t ever want this to end.

Cardinals fan: [immediately becomes huge Zobrist fan]

I hope you get the same amount of satisfaction posting each one of these as I do seeing each one.