I’m over here like...wait, I thought Amy Adams was married to Sasha Baron Cohen?! Oops. That’s Isla Fisher not Amy Adams.

EVERY 15 year old thinks they are grown up, their parents are holding them back and they need to move out. One good thing about being lower middle class, my parents could just reply “How are you planning to pay for that?” 

I think if they kill her off it should be something more Samantha-esque. She was having sex up against a balcony railing and slipped over the edge or something.

Then skip it, friend. If you’re not in a good place to waste some brain on flighty gossip that’s ok; avoid it. For some, flighty gossip roundups are an important piece of maintaining equilibrium in trying circumstances.

I’m surprised no one’s thought of doing a First Wives Club premise where they reunite for Samantha’s funeral as divorcees.

Heidi Klum should never be in any movie.

A black child acting this way would’ve gotten maybe 3 videos out before child services was ACTUALLY called. Firstly, black mothers are questioned and critiqued for their parental skills more closely to begin with. Girls like Lil Tay and Bhad Bhabie get a tsk tsk, a headshake and some chatter about how exploitative…

Oh God. i hope that isn’t Flava Flav’s child!

Jesus, she’ll be 55 in July. I can’t imagine wanting to go through childbirth at that age, especially if I’d done it a bunch of times already.

I love it when Jezebel does a post about hip hop beef. I get a kick out of reading the comments. I distinctly remember when Jez wrote something about the shellacking Remy Ma gave Nicki and a commenter left a comment sincerely saying Nicki Minaj should call the police.

#correction— Davidson has Borderline Personality Disorder, that’s what the “bpd” stands for.

Yes.

If parking across two spots in a parking lot is a taser-able offense, then there are a whole lot of Mercedes Benz owners out in Los Angeles that are long overdue for a thorough tasing.

In a related story, the NFL has just passed a rule saying that all of their players must agree to be tased for any reason or face fines.

And here’s some audio from the interview if you feel like screaming EVEN MORE!

No, Jessica, you don’t have to be friends with him! God I could cry.

It used to be that crashes and deaths caused by driving while drunk was just considered a part of the inherent risk of driving. People drive; people drink; sometimes bad things happen. Such is life. It took a concerted effort of pissed of moms of dead kids to say that conceptualization was fucked up and it’s not only…

The media may be reporting that, but people in this area are not buying it. My whole office has nothing but contempt for the shooter’s family trying to play like he is a victim. Most people want the father arrested too- for failing to secure his firearms. People are pissed.

Reader’s World Rocked When He Learns There Is Japanese College Football

Right? So much of “fashion” is so lazy. Throw literally any old shit at/on a startlingly beautiful little waif with 3+ hours of professional hair & makeup and - shocker! - she’ll look fabulous.