That was the first thing I noticed too! And why would an 18 year-old even want some old encyclopedia looking books anyway? Like at least get your designer to fill it with fashion books or some shit.

I totally understand, and SAME on the tipsy (straight up drunk in my case) teary mess either way! I will be in Covington, either at Gypsy’s (patio TV) or the Pub (where everybody knows your name), in case you feel like Ubering across the river to be anonymously emotionally volatile in public :)

Hello! Fellow Cincinnatian and Bengals fan here. Just chiming in to say you explained all this perfectly.

This. Very early in my BJ career I got a shot right in the eye. In my second decade now and still goin’ strong!

Gavin is 50???? 6th grade me is appalled! He still looks good though, and you’re right about him being Blake’s lil brother. I’m equally shocked that he’s only 39.

What. the. fuck. kind of weird narcissistic shit is this??

Agreed. It makes my heart ache even being in a happy relationship... You really never know.

I’ve read that piece a couple times and it really just kills me. I’ve dated a few musicians and I think it confirmed both the sad romance of actually ending up with one and my sneaking suspicion that they almost never end up with the cool, weird hometown chick. Dating a non-musician now and I’m so glad.

Hello positive Kentucky news item!

What kind of luck have people had in negotiating with Time Warner? Unfortunately they’re the only choice in my area right now, and my “promotional offer” just expired. I opted to cut my speed in half in order to keep my bill about the same, which does not make me feel good at all. I really JUST want internet, not a…

Southwestern salad (possibly a misnomer, but bear with me): black beans, red or green onions, avocado, cilantro, carrots, tomatoes, sometimes sauteed corn and onions, chicken optional, dark greens, with a spicy-creamy-lime-balsamic dressing concoction that I make differently every time. Topped with broken tortilla…

I had the same experience of not really getting into it until about halfway through, maybe further. I think it’s hard for me to relate to material focused on children, so once they were a bit older it got a lot more compelling.

Well this was full of surprises! I watched the “Goin’ 38 Dan, chill the fuck out,” part three times, it was generally a delightful video, and the guy driving the eagle chariot turned out to be someone I had group sleepovers with when we were like 18 in the midwest.

Do they kill the dog?? Of course they kill the dog. Every time there is a dog in a thriller or horror movie, you know right away it’s not long for this world.

Her husband.... is terrifying.

I’m wondering the more I think about it if there is actually a cause or if this is just pretty common and no one has talked about it historically? I felt like I grew up with the impression that dudes were constanly horny and got boners at the drop of a hat, but I’m guessing that’s probably not true haha. Still though,…

Yeah most of this article sounds like the same ol’ alarmist bullshit, but there is one thing I have experienced personally and have always been curious about: the boner problems. I feel like I’ve encountered a lot of whiskey dick and other soft penis problems in my dating life! And this is dudes ranging from early 20s…

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The example they pulled of the neck tattoo was on someone who already had a full chest piece. Pure speculation, obviously, but I’d be willing to bet they didn’t start with a full chest piece either...