It seems like in the early days of RW, a lot of people loved trying to get on camera. I guess now we've all seen how reality television mostly makes you look like an awful trainwreck, so people have wised up.

I like you :)

You mean he came after 1 minute or his hard-on lasted 1 minute? Either way, bummer.

Clearly we need to conduct some research...

Wow, I love finding out about potentially interesting sex-related things I've never heard of! Is this A Thing? Really big dicks that don't work too well? I'm assuming he means something to do with blood flow? I haven't encountered nearly enough really big ones in my life, but those I did, fortunately worked great ;)

I mean, I've heard of liking your own brand... I'm actually a little too intrigued about what it does for them, if you know what I mean? Like, does it help them get the rest out? It seems like that'd be coming regardless. Are they inspecting it for some reason? Like I said, I'm strangely fascinated.

My pug, Fancy, has a disturbingly fascinating poo ritual: She poops some, then spins around so she is sniffing that poop while she does the rest. It's so creepy. But at least she doesn't eat it!

I think I was really excited by her because it was someone with a really good voice who was doing something relatively simple. Not flashy, over-the-top costumes and videos, just good songwriting and singing. And she seems very genuine and self-possessed, which is refreshing.

Doin' Kentucky proud!

A capital idea, old chap! I should be glad to join ye!

Uh... Yeah. WHAT?? And besides the content (just because I don't even know how to begin to approach that), he is a shitty artist! And I'm not talking about fine art- I can appreciate cartoon, street, graffiti- any kind of art. He's just awful in general.

This is only tangentially related, so bear with me...
I was watching an episode of Friday Night Lights last night (okay, three episodes... and okay, yes, I have watched the whole series at least twice before) and in it there's a big party where a girl is beating a bunch of people at beer-bonging. Sorry, I re-wrote…

I'm pretty confident that I would have wanted to punch it had I encountered this face at a college party and heard the face spouting pseudo-political trustafarian nonsense.

Aw, I'm sorry to hear that. Hopefully you're starting to take the all the candy you deserve these days!

I'm fascinated by the sweet ones who say, "That's okay. You're welcome." Does it mean they have a sweet demeanor? That they have a lot of love and admiration for their parents? That they'll be pushovers as grown-ups? Interesting how their reactions were so opposite the angry criers. For the record, I probably would've…

Yeah, my great-grandmother had 19 kids and died in her forties. Obviously medicine has improved since then, and Michelle Duggar does seem to be in great shape... but I just can't imagine that the human body was built to stand up to such stress.

Yeah, I'm kind of naive when it comes to stuff like that too. Case in point: me totally believing my friend, haha. So I'm sure if I hadn't already known it was an urban myth (only because someone else pointed it out, leading me to look it up) I would've been just as terrified of the internet version.

Sugar Bear is the most adorable Bruce Jenner ever!

Yeah, that was my thought. Some jerk thinks they're clever! ;)

As soon as I posted this I felt like the No Fun Committee Chairwoman :( But it's almost better knowing it's not true 'cause that shit is a little too real-sounding!