I'll try and speak your language, since the Constitution and Supreme Court rulings don't help sway you: then the LORD God formed the man of dust from the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living being. -Genesis 2:7

To me, this says that a fetus who hasn't drawn the breath of…

Unfortunately Big Pumpkin is not the problem. It's the people we know and love... I'm totally fine with pumpkin flavored stuff, it's pretty damn good sometimes. But I was just saying how I'm getting a little tired of the predictability of the posts about it around this time of year. I can count on a few per day about…

I agree with her (can't believe I'm typing that) that more regular sex does usually tend to make both me and my partner more agreeable and apt to get along- it's science or love hormones or cooties or something- but the fact that she just grins and bears it even when she really doesn't want to, just to keep him from…

Dude, that is EXACTLY what I was yelling at my computer when I watched that episode! He really did deserve so much better than to be killed by cowardly, terrible Walter White.

See, I love popping my own, but haven't been able to bring myself to pop a loved one's... Is it really that good? Are you simultaneously excited and repulsed?? I don't think my bf would let me either way :( He had a giant pimple forming on his chest and I casually said, "Why don't you just get some Q-tips and pop the…

Ooh, sounds great! A perfect way to spend an East Coast Fall day!

I would love to have those weird 1800s wax mouths! I'm finally going to the Mutter Museum next month, something I've been wanting to do since high school, and I can't wait!

Yeah, those factors definitely contribute. I googled photos of her, though, and I think it's really kinda like that. Like her neck is the exact same width as her jaw, if that makes sense? I actually googled photos of other people, and looked at photos of myself just to see if that's how necks are supposed to look... I…

Britney's neck is freaking me out. I couldn't tell if they photoshopped a new head onto her neck, or if it was really like that... I think it might be really like that? I don't know... It feels like when you've read or said a word so many times it looks crazy and loses all meaning. It also kind of reminds me of Meryl…

Yeah, that one bummed me out especially. I've had stretch marks since as early as 14, and acquired more since- and not just on my boobs. My dad has vertical stretch marks on his sides from growing so fast, so I was doomed. But my goodness, they're so unsightly! I should really do something about them! Can I get a…

Sounds fun! But mostly I want to say that this is the best gif of all time!

Yeah, but there's a difference which is hard to see in print ;)

Lindy, please tell me that this: which obviously means BOI-OI-OI-OIIINNGGG!!!
is a reference to Troop Beverly Hills! It's my favorite!

So, Jenny McCarthy has to be using some app that somehow airbrushes your photos, right? A girl I'm friends with on Facebook always has photos that look like that. Who do y'all think you're foolin'??

YIKES! That "Fuck you" was WAY over the top and uncalled for. Not a productive debate, and not even a reasonable response to the comment.

Oh well then it's probably bigger than my apartment too. I'm very bad at estimating size :)

Also, her nursery is about the size of my apartment??? COOL!@!!!!

Malin Ackerman is like Superman to me. By which I mean, her hair color confuses me about as much as his glasses confused everyone.

MILF, maybe? I hate that term, but it would kinda be appropriate in her case.

You're kind to be concerned, but I think my comment sounded a lot more bitter than I actually am. Like retrogirl said, it's more like teasing most of the time about parades, cookies, trophies, etc. It is true that I do more around the house, but I was able to get honest with myself and acknowledge that I probably…