Every year I claim at least 3 dependents and corresponding burial expenses. I’m sure going to miss Qualifying 2015 Azili, Child 2015 Azili, and Exemption 2015 Azili. Their lives were short but fruitful.

Same thing at 6 flags. I will never go there again without buying the fast pass. It's much easier to justify the extra money for it vs. the cost of just admission and only getting to ride like 5 rides the whole day. Plus the looks on peoples faces as I get to pass them is just the best.

I am not rich by any means, but I plunked down the extra money for 4 express passes at the water park in Williamsburg VA last summer. One of the best decisions of my life.

Okay I have a comment about something regarding Express Lines. Every year I go to Canada’s Wonderland four or five times, at the gate price (I know, that many times it’s worth it by far for the season’s pass but I’m dumb), and each time, I get to go on 8-10 rides in an 8 hour span because of lines. So this past summer…

There are gamers who probably haven’t uttered a single word in MONTHS.

This is probably the best Kinja I’ve ever read. Thank you.

Nothing is as bad as Calliou. It’s no doubt aimed for younger kids (my four year old doesn’t even really like it anymore) but it at least has less yelling and Daniel doesn’t whine like Calliou. Calliou is what you show kids to raise them to be sociopaths.

NO! Nothing in this world is as bad a fucking “Calliou.” I will watch endless hours of “Daniel Tiger” before I even fathom watching “Calliou.” It’s a little known fact that “Calliou” is used in secret CIA prisons as an interrogation method so cruel that the Hague has come knocking.

I think the proper usage is traveshamockery. It is more cromulent.

I think he meant next to the Left-Right-Left-Right B-A start

I wish reporters would ask every Republican...

Don’t you just hate it when Toffees get stuck in your teeth?

Because he’s the best hitter who ever lived and the idea of him imparting his knowledge to a new generation of players is a wonderful thing.

Did you guys even watch the video? There was someone merging into the road at that exact moment. There was no opportunity for him to merge right without changing his rate of speed (cruise control).

Really? What do you think of Red Lobster biscuits? They are amazing.

There just needs be an entirely new political party created for those of us who are socially liberal and fiscally conservative.

This will not happen. Showing my child something from Bleacher Report is the type of evidence my ex-wife needs to regain custody.

My aunt threw away my starter.