Im a librarian and we will have kids there till close alone. Its a huge bummer, I work in an area with a really high poverty rate and we make sure everyone has done there homework and I give them snacks from my programs to make sure they have at least eaten something till they get home. The really little ones are…

I aways thought if the parents left them we could use them as child labour. there goes my soccer ball factory then

“Wait, a gelding is WHAT?!”

Campaign for Houston was pleased upon first reading the news, but their satisfaction quickly turned to disappointment when it became apparent that the extra space in "trans action cancelled" was a typo.

“Who is Luke Skywalker? He is supposed to be from Tatooine. Some say his father was Darth Vader. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Solo tell it, anybody could have worked for Skywalker. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick…

And something needs to happen on the end of corporate restaurant managers - learn to say the word no to customers. Have a spine. If they want something that’s unreasonable, don’t sugar coat your explanation of why you aren’t going to do something with so many platitudes that they can no longer understand you’re saying…

It starts with “P” and rhymes with “Apa John’s”? So, you worked at Parappa John’s, too? Man, I loved the food there, but that little rapping dog wasn’t a very good boss.

I have to say, BCO has spurred two important changes in the way I act in restaurants.

“Ma, you need to go to Costco again!”

Buncha fargin iceholes.

Easy, just put it on the astros server.

I don’t care what people say, I love the fake looking nacho cheese you get at stadiums or food stands. I buy it at the store too, comes in a can. I always ask what kind of cheese restaurants use for cheese fries, sorry I want the gooey yellow stuff, not shredded cheese that is barely melted and now forms a hard mat on…

First they came for the Expos, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not from Montreal.

Maybe this would have surprised me two years ago. But when the headline can be reduced to “Person from Missouri acts like a total asshole to a minority,” I’m sadly incapable of being surprised anymore.

“Here’s your non-negoitable contract offer. Just remember, that free education can’t have classes that conflict with your football, and we’re going to provide limited health insurance and no economic rights. If you take ANY money from anyone on the side from someone willing to pay you for the image you generate (and…

We’re coming home along the Thruway and decide to stop at McD’s. There’s a woman and smallish kid in front of us getting huffy and I can tell this won’t end well. And in due time she starts yelling at the cashier, “Why is everything more expensive here? This is ridiculous! You’re ripping people off!” and so on, as the…

Good Kinja.

Ok, so he can smash Beetles. *khun khun* Could he handle a Viper?

I already bought all the ingredients to make Dorito nachos so this is gonna have to start next week

Maybe she is allergic to red.