4 year-old me. Aunt is over babysitting. Aunt makes spaghetti. 4 year-old me LOVES spaghetti. 4 year-old me eats 3 giant plates of spaghetti. Aunt is happy. 2 hours later 4 year-old me leans over the bunkbed and throws up on 2 year-old brother. Aunt is unhappy. Older-than-4-year-old me cannot stomach spaghetti ever…

Sweet! +1 to my joke repertoire

It IS a reverse. The QB hands off to the RB who then pitches to the WR coming back the other way. An end around is when the QB gives the ball directly to the WR coming around from the end.

“The Cowboys called their second timeout; what the Giants thought was their third and final”

Already done:

Except that's not necessarily true. See Braess's Paradox. And also this: