I actually love BB cream. Estee Lauder's is the first makeup I've ever found in my exact shade of funky skin (sickly green in the winter, gold and shimmering like a bronze age statue in the summer), and I literally use it everyday.
I don't know what your skin tone is like, but, if you've got the mixed heritage caucasian green tone (or: really, really pale olive skin; shimmering gold in the summer/sickly green in the winter) like me, then Estee Lauder's BB cream is actually perfect. Shade 01 is the first makeup I've ever found that's the exact…
I would like to be called a Madeline-Enthusiast-American (or a Muppets-Enthusiast-American...but my handle probably made that pretty clear already).
You win today. And you're a Johnny Cash fan?! Seriously, marry me.
I think I would say: "If tiny models aren't there to make sure that we never look THE WAY THAT they do, how will women learn to hate themselves?"
True that. If someone asked me my beauty secret, I would be all: "Psst...I actually don't have eyebrows."
Girl, wait until you go to Holland. They do THREE there.
If that's a promise from The Piggly Wiggly, then I am in! Important question though: what's in this fruit basket? Because if it's all melon, then I'll still punch him, but I don't want the price. Melons are filler fuit, son.
It took me an unjustifiably long time to see that the punching bag is a penis.
Ah!!!! My sister and I quote this to each other all the time.
Who loves orange soda?
This is the most amazing GIF progression I have ever seen. Golf claps to you, my friend.
Brosef, you must check out eBay.
There is so much love up in this comment thread right now.
I don't know how I didn't notice this the first time I replied to your comment, but...omigod. Your name is EvilAbed. I just peed a little.
This is the most amazing GIF I have ever seen.
Boo-yea for Russian green eyes! And for the weird olive-toned white skin that looks green and sickly in the winter but frickin' golden in the summer. Anybody else?
Boob job speculations kind of drive me nuts though because boobs GROW! Sometimes when we gain weight, sometimes when we have kids, sometimes because our hormones are out of whack, and sometimes for no god damn reason at all. I was a B cup pretty much from age 13 to age 20 and then all of a sudden...hello D cup!