@IN THE FACE!: From the VW museum in Wolfsburg, ya?

@LostAmerica: Fantastic pic! Excellent burning/dodging.

<—see image to the left, or...

Want. Want. Want.

@Gimmi Mørgäikkönën: I dream of that car.

At about 0:45 it's time to get out and offer to help the challenged parker. I've done this more than once.

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I once tried driving a Kawasaki 2-stroke triple and it was a near-death experience.

@notfitforhumanconsumption: I love 'em both, really.

@Pessimippopotamus: Hmmm...I know I'll get e-Slapped for this, but from that angle it looks remarkably like this:

If I were this kid I just would have just told the cops I was Leonardo DiCaprio in my best American accent, commented on the tires being a little low, and walked away.

Something tells me most of the missing $30,000 can be felt in the twists and the wrists.

@invincible-delta-88: That right there is some cinimatic wierdness.

@skyln95: Is that a Sea-Bee? My impression was that 3 out of 4 of those things crashed and burned.

@mrl325i: He thinks it's not kosher!

For normal people? That's easy! Accord and Camry—all day long (or Civic/Corolla). As far as I'm concerned there is no other correct answer.

My dad had a J-body hatch, but it was a Cavalier. Seems like those were really rare int he states because I don't recall the last time I saw one.

I think it's well-documented that teens take the win for worst-driving demographic. I sure as hell helped support these stats.

@DrGonzho: Not so, not so! While your presentation is poigniant and well-stated, I've always maintained that 12A's and 13B's are as good as their TLC is. Oil changes, abuse only periodically and they will reward you. Beat them like the non-linear motion two-strokery that they are and you can just pick up another one…

@ProstWest: That kinda makes me want to sneeze.