A friend of mine quit her job when she had her baby, because every dime of her paycheck was going to end up going to child care anyway. Might as well raise the kid herself. It’s like a weird twist on the traditional housewife

I have had the shittiest week at work, and actually just got home because I left early because I couldn’t handle it anymore.

Nope! lol

Nocturnem is the name of the beer bar, and it’s pretty much my favorite place in the world. And I work across the street from the Rock and Art shop!

Kitten pro tip: It’s like owning a toddler. If you haven’t already, get down on your hands and knees and kitten proof the hell out of your place if you’re going to let it roam around unsupervised.

Wine. Cheap, glorious, wine.

I live in Bangor, Maine, hometown and stomping grounds of Stephen King. Pretty much everyone in town has a “I saw him at the grocery store” story.

After much googling... Nope!

I live in Maine. Sunset is now at 4:25 in the afternoon.

Nope, I do the same thing. Adorable little kids, kids with great costumes, and POLITE children get good candy/more candy, and teenagers/rude kids/kids with rude parents get Laffy Taffy or Tootsie Rolls.

Hell yes. I’m not dressing up for work, because animal shelter + costume = poop on costume. But after work I’m going to an all night party with my nerd friends. I’m dressing up as Kaylee from Firefly, and yes I got the idea from my avatar

As someone with a SEVERE cat allergy who still manages to work full time in a shelter, Claritin owns my soul. But it’s absolutely worth it.

six-foot tall devoutly Christian golden retriever

The shelter I work at uses “Meet Your Match”, where we go through and examine each of the dogs for activity level, clinginess, things like that, so we’re better able to help people find they’re perfect animal. It’s really cool.

Is it a terrible movie? Absolutely.

Wait, wasn’t there a kickstarter like this? The bracelets were supposed to get young girls into coding.

*looks at icon*

I’m sitting here stressing the hell out about my costume, actually. I have NO IDEA what I’m going to do

And that, my friends, is a Valuable Fucking Donation

I love this. I love that they put the effort in. I love that they didn’t take him to a shelter. I love every fucking bit of this.