I live in Maine. Sunset is now at 4:25 in the afternoon.

Nope, I do the same thing. Adorable little kids, kids with great costumes, and POLITE children get good candy/more candy, and teenagers/rude kids/kids with rude parents get Laffy Taffy or Tootsie Rolls.

Hell yes. I’m not dressing up for work, because animal shelter + costume = poop on costume. But after work I’m going to an all night party with my nerd friends. I’m dressing up as Kaylee from Firefly, and yes I got the idea from my avatar

As someone with a SEVERE cat allergy who still manages to work full time in a shelter, Claritin owns my soul. But it’s absolutely worth it.

six-foot tall devoutly Christian golden retriever

The shelter I work at uses “Meet Your Match”, where we go through and examine each of the dogs for activity level, clinginess, things like that, so we’re better able to help people find they’re perfect animal. It’s really cool.

Is it a terrible movie? Absolutely.

Wait, wasn’t there a kickstarter like this? The bracelets were supposed to get young girls into coding.

*looks at icon*

I’m sitting here stressing the hell out about my costume, actually. I have NO IDEA what I’m going to do

And that, my friends, is a Valuable Fucking Donation

I love this. I love that they put the effort in. I love that they didn’t take him to a shelter. I love every fucking bit of this.

MUD BOOTS. THEY’RE CALLED MUD BOOTS

Ok, I never watched the XFiles (just a few years before my time), but I would like to try. I can’t seem to get into it watching straight through, for whatever reason. Are there certain episodes I absolutely NEED to watch?

I have to deal with the in laws thing all the time. They actually live next door to me, and I’ve spent COUNTLESS nights “sick” because I just can’t handle how they think “thatidiot man in the White House” is appropriate dinner conversation in public.

My husband’s family takes a big trip every year or so. There’s usually around ten of us, and most of the time we use a local agent. It’s SO much easier, and sometimes the deals are better. We take care of flights ourselves, because we have to coordinate people coming from every corner of the country, but the rest is…

All I want to do is beat my head against a friggin wall. I used my damn birth certificate AND social security card when I got my license, and now that’s pointless?

My favorite part was when Trump was basically like “I know a guy whose kid got vaccinated and the kid came out with autism”

And you’re just going to stop THERE?

I got my Mirena back in June, after being told there was a slight chance that in 6 months or so my periods would stop.