Drunk you has good taste

Not online shopping exactly, but I was REALLY drunk at the county fair, and they had one of “get the ball in a cup and win a fish” games. I couldn’t get the ball in to save my life (hurr hurr), so I lied and told the lady that I’d won because in my drunken state, I felt REALLY BAD for all the fish. My ploy worked, I…

That’s not being “in love with an era”, that’s straight up fetishization. Her blog just SCREAMS “look, we’re better than you!”

It’s sweeter, so you drink it faster. Drinking faster means forgetting that the world is a terrible place faster, yeah?

Probably because he has nothing to do with them, and there’s nothing they could do about it?

when she said glitter I screamed ‘OH GOD HONEY DON’T DO IT”

I’ve been miserable for a few days because I have bronchitis and am on bedrest.

“blah blah blah taking away my constitutional right blah”

Ditto. I was raised in a “if you’re going to do it, do it where I can supervise” house, and as a result my little brother, who had a beer or two when he was a teen and went to a few parties, doesn’t give a shit about alcohol at the ripe old age of 21.

Forwarding to my husband. I have a really hard time with feeling like we SHOULD have sex, because the quickest way to make me not want to do something is to make me feel like I have to. It’s a stupid vicious cycle, because the more time passes without sexytimes, the harder it is for me to feel comfortable. It’s…

Stay classy, Manassas.

That was boring.

That look Miley threw when she said “losers”, though!

The write-up actually says that she lost her journal when she left it in New Orleans, so this is a reflection. This isn’t supposed to be from the ACTUAL diary... the headline is misleading

“Do they ask Hilary that?”

I was in Seattle this weekend and THRILLED to see a Lush store because the nearest one to where I live in Maine is like 3 hours away. I dropped like $40 there thinking “FINALLY a company that is socially conscious and I have no qualms about!”

And then for every one person faking it, one person who REALLY has cancer gets miraculously cured

This. This this this this this. I just got hired at my DREAM job of a tiny children’s indy bookstore (think “You’ve Got Mail”), and I had to explain to my boss that he would have to hold my earrings if I EVER heard the words “that book/toy is for the *insert opposite gender here*”

Wait wait wait wait wait

It almost looks like the set of “All in the Family”