Hipsters are buying lots of artisnal gin, that is why gin.

Hot take incoming: Gin is like vodka in that 99% of people can’t tell the difference between expensive (good? maybe?) and cheap (bad? maybe?) and brand perception creates value.

It’s a Harley thing, you wouldn’t understand.

“Hey, Trailer....SOD OFF!”

Update #341

Thanks guys for funding our secret Tesla Motors kickstarter!

To give you guys an update, we have used the funds to finish up on our previous models, and as soon as those are paid up we will then start production on your Model 3. Before you start yelling “Ponzi!” in unison, we will be shipping out limited…

I thought this car was launched and in production! /s

This whole “first Model 3 delivered” ruse is going to bite Musk et. al. in the ass.

I don’t feel bad for schmucks who reserved and now complaining. You reserved a car that has no definitive release date and no idea if the car is actually any good.

“He said he understands the company is being secretive to ward off competitors but hopes this week’s event will shed more light on his next ride.”

Nope

Fixored. Will see myself out now.

This right here. The Wrangler series are the only real Jeeps these days. The rest of just crappy Fiat Chrysler based lifted wagons. They are terrible.

The unholy marriage of Jeep bros and coal rolling diesel bros.

Neutral:

Those wheels look like the hubcaps that you find on base model versions of econoboxes.

That dashboard is a functional and aesthetic nightmare.

“The smooth grey wheels coupled with the grey paintwork is a good look.”

I know there are a lot of Tesla fans here but I don’t get the whole Tesla thing. Never have been and never will be impressed and yes I have had an up close experience with one..It was a poor guy who was stranded as his had broken down again, his words not mine. This new model looks like any other car in the segment,…

Sorry, but no. This is a regression of a century of dashboard design and a returns to the Model-T days.