Holey moley! This is an amazing read on November 10. The biggest tragedy of this election is that 100 million people did not vote. Apathy is definitely the American way!

Minor quibble, but your driver didn’t hightail it out of there at the beginning of the game. The truck that drives away from the first house rams the police car into the ravine, killing your driver and his buddy.

This is very definitely not a big deal in light of the subject of the article, but I so rarely see the Mormon church’s full name printed correctly. Stassa got super-close in the first paragraph, with “the Church of Jesus Christ Latter-Day Saints”, but the correct name and spelling is “The Church of Jesus Christ of…

I would definitely pay $2.50 for this candle. Super-cute.

2014 Emmitt Smith record: 6-5

T is in tenths of a second, so T=9.8s, not 98s.