I actually want this wingnut conspiracy to happen. It would be amazing.

25th Hour

“Thanks for all the fish”?

Not sure Colonel Sanders served either. And Captain Crunch is actually Commander

Starbuck is played by Michael Cera.

Please be Marwyn... Please be Marwyn... Please be Marwyn...

I’ll be shocked if he’s not playing a Maester.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

No mention of the role she’s ACTUALLY best known for, Amy Pond from Doctor Who? FOR SHAME.

Ah yes, coffee and vegan donuts. For today’s on-the-go, socially conscious diarrhea enthusiast.

Impossible, men can't poop in under a half an hour.

High Rise was utterly incredible.

Why are you so quick to assume he’s guilty based on some tabloid bullshit. Sorry, I’ve see so many rising black stars hit with bullshit claims like this im not buying it.

The Rock is the one my grandmother likes.

This is the best way to go.

That cover’s a bit on the nose.

Of course she is. They all do.

Somehow I suspect Lily isn’t familiar with Billy Joel’s earlier works.