But how did you explain that turban to them?

Ash sure loves bukkake.

Good god, being so old must suck.

This is why I’m not a zoologist. While others would validate their findings and announce to the world that they have uncovered a whole new species, I would have walked away saying

Five-head is the correct term for that condition.

Her face is like 60% forehead.

I'm a very cool headed person. However, when I play FIFA, I turn into a monster. I've broken more than one controller after I've lost a game 2-1 and I outshot (on goal) the opponent 20-2. Everyone has a thing that sets them off; I don't play FIFA any more.

There’s only one best show on TV and that show is BALL FONDLERS Rick and Morty.

Never forget

You’d have to be more specific in your criticisms, besides “overrated,” but for me, it was a reasonable alien invasion flick, with the twist that instead of scientists, soldiers, or Chosen Ones duking it out over major landmarks, it takes place in a lower class neighborhood, and the heroes are all working folk,…

Wondo’s mom brings the orange slices for halftime sooooo

Paddy Considine? I am sold already.

All I do is couch when I get high.

Lean I was like what did he have like one too many energy drinks?

Preston Jacobs is pretty much the Alex Jones of A Song of Ice and Fire.

considering you’re angry enough to give them the free press of an update, I think they did a pretty good job of accomplishing their goal. To be honest, they really don’t have to say anything about the episode. We’d all watch if it the synopsis were “man sticks finger up butt of another man,” which in fairness,…

“Hey, I found some mysterious white ooze bubbling up from the ground. Should I eat it?”

Me: Damn babe, the Waif is like the damn T-2000!