notdannyglover
not danny glover
notdannyglover

But how did you explain that turban to them?

Five-head is the correct term for that condition.

Her face is like 60% forehead.

I'm a very cool headed person. However, when I play FIFA, I turn into a monster. I've broken more than one controller after I've lost a game 2-1 and I outshot (on goal) the opponent 20-2. Everyone has a thing that sets them off; I don't play FIFA any more.

There’s only one best show on TV and that show is BALL FONDLERS Rick and Morty.

Never forget

Wondo’s mom brings the orange slices for halftime sooooo

Lean I was like what did he have like one too many energy drinks?

Preston Jacobs is pretty much the Alex Jones of A Song of Ice and Fire.

Bobby Brown claims he fucked a ghost.

LeBron James wears 23

You damn right Hanks isn’t perfect. Look at that brazen asshole.

OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

@Demi Lovato: Missy Lyrics?

I can't wait to see what she does with Whoopi's character in the Broadway version of Theodore Rex.

Harry, looks like you’re bored. Come sit on my lap! I mean face! I mean... yeah both of those work actually.

I know you SAID it was a live-reaction to the Oberyn/TheMountain showdown , but I am gonna murder whichever one of you assholes let him narrate the video of the time I lost my virginity.