Anyone else catch that half smile?

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic

Yeah after Armstrong I was just like fuck it they're all cheating. I don't want to know and I don't care.

Don’t kid yourself, they all are. It’s better to just accept it instead of getting disappointed in a couple years when all of your favorite athletes from this Olympics are implicated in a doping scandal.

I just assume every athlete uses it and I don't really care

An Australian once told me “Australia is like America without the influence of black culture”.

You're not clean, you're using methadone.

“Some guys like guys, some women like women.”

Are you suggesting that because they can't have sex with women they have sex with children?

She reminds me of my mom if my mom was a lizard person who bathed in the blood of children.

When people refer to liberals as “libtards”, they mean you

we don’t live in a world where you can arrest people for crimes they might commit.

How are they being obnoxious. The only people that force this shit in our faces are the people who write this articles and the paparazzi who take their pictures.

And that's the waaayyy the news goes

Dude wtf is it about FIFA that turns normal people into monsters. I had to talk myself about throwing my controller at the screen yesterday.

I hate that I find her so god damned attractive

Young Chris still makes music, no idea what happened to Young Neef.

Dude The Roc was the greatest in its prime and I really miss Beans.

You're a hater