According to the racist Republicans, Obama was the WORST president because he was black. Thanks for making the link so clear, asshole.

No, Pence will have time to appoint a VP. He's probably already got a name. The next Gerald Ford. Offering pardons for all…..

When the USA began, the #2 candidate became Vice President. That was changed fairly quickly—but it sounds pretty good right now….

Yeah, this Grimdark fad has become a bit boring…

Hey, Person of Interest showed us all that stuff a few years ago…

Yup. Ma Ferguson ran for Governor of Texas because "Pa" was too corrupt. She won. (They did, however, oppose the Klan.)

The ones with hidden posting histories?

And he's got Comic Book Villains whispering into his ears. Steve Bannon. Stephen Miller. Sebastian Gorka.

Does she burble as she comes?

Well, Trump can't say "the dog ate my homework" because he hates dogs.

My US Rep, State Rep, State Senator & Mayor are all Democrats. Not perfect, but they're on the right side.

Damn, is Soros paying AVclub now? Lots of things have changed because of Trump. Like the USA.

He's also blaming Obama for the fact that more people came out to protest Trump than came out to see him inaugurated.

No avatar. Hidden Posting History.

Ooh, a Concern Troll.

Pay attention. Trump is specifically saying that Obama is behind all the people expressing their contempt of Il Douche.

Nope. It started just as I got home. A rerun of Antiques Roadshow is playing in the next room I'll read about the speech. Even better—I'll watch Colbert's live review tonight….

Flashing back to The Young Pope, that I just finished bingeing. All those vestments.

You must not be a Calvinist….

Now we can understand how Nixon's Head in a Jar comes to power in the future….