Not being fancy enough to have ever used a valet service :’(

Or, perhaps, the CEO change has a lot to do with it and not a realization that IndyCar isn’t the blockbuster it was in the 90s. The old CEO and Chip were pals until he left in 2014, and then suddenly two Target cars became one.

Since I did not note the time in the post, Raph would like me to mention it. The time was 47 seconds.

I’m also very happy to announce that with this, Maggie is going to be one of Jalopnik’s regular columnists. She spends most of her time writing novels but expect to see a lot more of her writing here soon!

Anker Kevlar Fiber & Double Braided Nylon lightning cable.

Anker Kevlar Fiber & Double Braided Nylon lightning cable.

1980 trans am. Fanboyism aside, that's a good looking car, no?

It’s not safe out there for motorcycle journalists in particular.

Industrial Engineering? IE? You mean Imaginary Engineering?

What about the exposed fasteners, Takuro?!

Toyota goes to the all you can eat sushi place and orders a steak.

Hell yeah! Not retro BMW, but I know the Bandit would like them!

I used Letters2Doug@gmail.com.

Fake names, fake emails. They are great.

I think he went by bandit. Last I saw he got the car together and running!

Anyone remember that guy that used to post here alot, was working his way through college and his dream was to build his 197? Firebird that was his first car?

I have a clear plan. Turning this:

That is the whitest kid I’ve ever seen.

I dont think theyll notice. Last I heard, Alissa Walker was moving there.