Baskin Robbins 31 Flavors used to sell bubble gum ice cream. The ice cream was not just bubble gum flavored, it had pieces of bubble gum in it. As a youth, I enjoyed this ice cream but the gum confused me. Do I chew it or do I swallow it? I did both. Looking back, I should not have swallowed it. Suffice it to say that…

It’s because some people spell everything either phonetically or by reference. I forget who spells it “Tomatoeface” but the person more than likely is just confused by the sound of the word. What’s interesting is that he doesn’t spell it Toematoeface. That seems more logical and more consistent. So again, I just think…

The big winner here is Kamala Harris. 

Leg day is every day

Cold Stone Creamery is an American ice cream parlor chain and Doug Ducey used to be their CEO. While being a CEO is distasteful, being a CEO of an ice cream parlor seems fun. Also tasteful. I can’t claim to know anything about the man, but I wonder why he would stop being a CEO of an ice cream parlor and go into…

That’s not a conspiracy. Also, use these.

Paul Ryan supported the Iraq and Afghanistan wars. He constantly talked about balancing the budget or whatever but debt exploded to like a hundred trillion or something. Good job dingo. He said he didn’t like gay marriage and opposed it. He got paid off by insurance and drug companies so they could hold us basically…

And some people like you don’t realize when you’re supporting privilege even though that’s exactly what you’re doing. Pelosi is an outdated version of a modern Democrat with none of the cool new functions. Into the trash she goes along with anyone who defends her totally inept handling of Trump, the border, and…

This is a strawman argument.

So, I’m not even sure where to start with this? It’s like you assume that change happens immediately. That’s just not how it works? Change takes time and the fact that AOC was elected, the fact that Ilhan Omar was elected, Rashida Tlaib, Ayyana Pressley... this means that change is starting. Change is a process and…