Oh fuck, I was once one of those. Luckily, friend talked me out of it. Sometimes I can be so dumb...

I remember the tiers for pledging were unusually expensive.

I hate when they misread shit. They sold me a myomectomy via laparoscopic surgery, but what they actually meant was open laparotomy. One is ‘minimally invasive’ the other in major abdominal surgery. They didn’t understand why I was upset.

I vaguely remember there was an issue with the laser and it was a bit of a death ray.

Having had fibriods removed in what was suppose to be minimal invasive (a 1 inch hole) and then having them removed from a 4 inch hole, it’s not non-invasive. It hurts like fuck, (I have a pretty strong drug resistance) and the recovery isn’t a picnic either. And yes, if you complain you are just whiney. it’s not at…

My so called Negan life?

My brother and I discussed how we thought this was a logical progression, because chances are eventually you would be killed in this world and therefore the show would have to follow someone else. I also have no attachment to anyone who is kneeling. I’d rather he take Carl, and we slowly watch Carl integrate and then…

It’s actually a new show called Negan.

I actually laughed out loud.

But how will I talk to my bestie? Is Myspace a viable option?

ME TOO!!!

It was honestly one thing not related to my PTSD that really freaked me out in therapy and I was pretty damn pleased I choose not to google any of it. Because Nope. Nope.

I was at a Sci -Fi Speeding dating thing, and this guy was wearing and ET costume his grandma made. He told me he could take the head of his bag t show me, and I was really trying hard not to scream “NO DON’T”

I’m not alone. It use to be so bad that you could just say ET to eight year old me and I’d start screaming. There’s this part where all these scientists and doctors come in haz mat suits and quartine the house, that scene ruined me. Also, ET is a scary looking guy.

I have really bad sleep paralysis, regular nightmares and hallucinate when I wake up regularly. So I’ve seen some pretty fucked up shit that’s not real.

We’re not your friend, pal!

Actually in Vanilla WoW, outta boredom I’d walk around naked (no equipment) in Ironforge on both my male and female toons but yeah I can’t tell you how many guys would swarm and I guess oggle my female toons when I’d /dance in the middle of Ironforge back then.

Am I mis-remembering? I thought Dumbledore and Grindelwald were more than just friends. Like wasn’t it implied they were involved?

My guildies thought I was a dude for 3 years, until on vent I said “Can you hear me now?” “OMG YOU’RE A WOMAN, but you know too much about babylon 5!”

I must live in a bubble or people don’t give free stuff to the undead.