notbadforarobot
Not Bad for a Robot
notbadforarobot

I get the “girls suck at games” but guess who they come crawling too when they can’t beat the boss or solve the puzzle? It’s me.

I touched a nerve?

Back when I went to yoga classes someone brought their kid. I was struggling with poses, the kid right beside me would do it no problem, then glance over at me and smile. They’d do the more complex version and smile at me while I did the most simple version.

I already feel self conscious, and they keep telling me this

Young Justice Batman Bruce Greenwood

No worries, I appreciate a good rogue. I pvped as a rogue through most of TBC. Mostly making fun of myself because they have tripped me up. Which back when I pvp-ed (it’s been awhile) there was a moment of stream of curses and appreciation.

So true, I don’t see so well out of my sockets, I trip over Gnomes, Dwarfs and Goblins. Like toddlers you guys like to stand right behind me. Eventually I’ll Gnome punt.

It’s hard to cry when you are a rotting corpse.

For a second I thought the Lost Girl was getting another season, but I guess the Americans are behind.

My dad when to a WWE movie thinking it was the strangest movie about WWII.

World of Warcraft.

rolllllling start..... 3 2 1 GO

Is that why I found myself more attracted to Armie Hammer, a person I have trouble remembering what they look like?

I dated a guy that struggled with basic problem solving skills because he was hot. Now if he was a good person, we’d probably still be together, but no he was hot and a shit.

It’s nice to talk to someone who feels the same way. I was beginning to drown in all that ‘sex positivity’.

Yup, I’ve been accused of not being sex positive because of it. It’s not in me to do one night stands, to have sex everyday, and that doesn’t make me a bad person. I get to hear lot’s of stupid stuff from people when they find out I haven’t had sex in like 2 years and I don’t miss it. I miss things like kissing,

Ya, I got 2 and I probably won’t get much higher than that and you feel the judgement. I’ve been told I’m wasting my time, what am I, a prude? what’s wrong with you, or if they had my body they’d use it. I’m just not that interested and that’s an acceptable answer

It turned my surface pro 2 inside out. I spent about 5 hours on the phone with Microsoft and the damn thing wouldn’t even boot. Not with a boot key, not with anything.

They tell you to buy a new computer. That’s their solution.

Prime Dork, or Prime Minister Dork.

I should just write ‘no noobs’ on the application.

But I really wanted this to work so I could give my old fuck wad of gynecologist my uterus.