I'm laughing so hard that I am crying.

I was trying not to watch a scary movie on Halloween, so I put on Kids not knowing what it was about. That was far worse than any horror movie. It's burned in my mind. Just awful.

I'm I the only person that thinks that's totally 100% inappropriate? Fuck, that's weird.

I only played for 2 hours, but what a fantastic introduction to the world. (I didn't have problems logging on, I just have a back log of work. Hopefully things will be resolved when I'm done work in 4 days.)

Yup, back during my severe anemia days, ice eating was the best high. It was better than sex because I could keep getting that high over and over. I was up at over 8 tray of ice before anyone figured out what was wrong with me.

In biology class they showed us the one with soft focus and that basically babies slip out of you in a spill of fluids. My biology teacher explained that this was not normal, and no one looks that good or comfortable giving birth. (Edited for laziness and wrong words)

Whoaaaa I finally fit in!

Sooooo... Did anyone else find that sex ed made them not want to have sex? I wasn't taught sex was bad or shameful, but I had to do a presentation on herpes and from there I was like "ummm no." Then when I learned about what the body goes through during pregnancy, there was another "ummm No."

I'm wondering when the mental health card will be played.

Ah Fuck.... Just you wait until the up rising.
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DAMN I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ME SECRETS EVER!!

You are being polite. Who ever made fun of you is insensitive.

I'm Canada too. Ya, they wanted to give me lupron for 4 month, but I couldn't afford it.

What pill? I know the pill can cause them to shrink in 33% of cases. That a hormonal IUD can shrink them too. The other pill whose name I can't remember is only a temporarily solution to shrink them to make your surgery less severe....

They should compare sites. I know so many people who met through World of Warcraft and seem happy. It's not a dating site, but when you spend that much time there you'll meet someone.

There needs to be a lecture series "How to talk to a gynaecologist" and the counter lecture "Gynaecologists: How to listen to your patients and not be a judgemental fucktard."

That or something totally covered in lace so you can't wear a thin fabric because you get this weird ass lace pattern. ... These things were not made for me. If they were it would be black, charcoal, grey, pin stripe, and blue. For excitement let's put a batman logo on it, because sometimes I want to think "I'm…

I wear the wrong size part of the time because my boobs like to go a size up, and I honestly can't be bother to have 2 sets of 2 different sizes of bra. One for ovulation and one for not. I'm an off size and I really hate spending money when I can buy a sport's bra that squishes them and say fuck you boobs. That and…

Can someone explain the logic behind talking to someone you just met like that? I don't get it. Is it the point of some of these sites? Or is it one of those "I only see you as a sex bot, and therefore talk to like an object" kinda things?

I have 1 request. Please stop with all the disembodied shots. I don't want just see your belly, it's freaking weird to see you without your head.

Bata shoe museum did it first! http://www.batashoemuseum.ca/