I think you’re underestimating the saturation of idiots in this world. That aside, one example of why AWD would be a positive is the mass flocking to ski resorts every single year. Every single weekend on I-70 you’ll have families from all over the country who never see snow aside from that one week a year when they…

I was thinking how duck, duck, orange truck was stupid because truck doesn’t rhyme with goose. Then I remembered that “duck, duck, grey duck” is a thing in Minnesota... Am I the only one who didn’t know that until like last year?

You say that like it’s exclusive to the south. 

Please tell me the company is named after its founder, Hugh Janus.

But if one man out of every three you meet doesn’t believe that the act of penetrating a woman against her will is not rape...

It’s sad someone can be ignorant enough to think this doesn’t deserve handstands.

I understand that completely. This is why I have a massive amount of respect for anyone in the field. 

I’m not going to lie...if I was a first responder in the area for this call, I would likely have attempted to avoid having to attend this scene. This is just brutal, and I feel terrible for the victims and responders. 

PTO is the hydraulic pump. Power takeoff or something like that.

So this is what Cyril is doing with his retirement...

Is the vibrator switch there to keep them busy while waiting for these things to charge?

This is one of those “trolling” comments, right? I mean, it HAS to be...

You can disable that touchpad if you want it to stop screwing you up.

Haha you’re the only one who brought up the TRX. Sure it’s the Raptor folks feeling inadequate bud?

Oh, ok. I read that differently first time around. Thanks.

Ok but how do they qualify for the qualifying races?

Wait... There’s such thing as a quesadilla maker? Isn’t that just called a skillet?

I would imagine that The Car Cleaning Guru would be a great channel for this purpose. Not only is the cleaning super relaxing (especially with no music on top), but his voice and accent will chill me out in about 10 seconds flat.

The channel called “My Mechanics” is one of my favorites for things like this. Dude’s attention to detail is ridiculous, and the end results are always shockingly good.

But then my passengers would always be able to see what I’m doing with my feet.