I was hoping for a battery-powered (or electric) back scratcher. Got anything like that?

Yes I’ve noticed that the bloomed chocolate doesn’t taste the same. But I never knew “blooming” was a thing. I just thought it was stale.

It was established by Catholics priests and brothers over 150 years ago. But in no way is University of Notre Dame a Catholics-only university. It’s not even a men-only university. Please stop spreading disinfirmation like that.

They’re rent-a-cops. They don’t even carry guns, most of them. They check the kids IDs and break up noisy parties on weekends. Also they have no authority off campus.

No they’re not police officers, they’re rent-a-cops. Most of these guys don’t even carry guns. They have no authority off the campus. They’re just campus security guys like every large school has. All they do is keep the peace on football weekends, check IDs, break up noisy campus beer bashes, etc. Parents feel better…

Hey, these guys are like rent-a-cops. Every college campus of a certain size hires its own security guys now, but they’re not a police force. They don’t have any authority off the campus. Most of them don’t even carry guns.

Wait a minute, you’re saying that Obama is responsible for the Homeland Security Act? How is that possible?

In other words . . . it’s a barcode reader. :-)

Yes I’ve been saying that all along. He’s been putting on a show for the folks but now it’s getting real. Everybody in the Midwest thought he was the new Rush Limbaugh-Howard Stern clone (or something) but they’re going to find out how they were bamboozled real quick.

This will be interesting because first he says he’ll drain the swamp. Yeah I get it, the Washington DC basin area really was a swamp 200+ years ago before they built the Capitol on it. So he’s going to fire all the lifers apparently, but his list of appointees already looks like they’re all Washington/NY insiders. So…

If he really puts in a hiring freeze, he’ll be shooting himself in the foot. He’ll be stuck with a lot of people that were hired by Democrats and have no loyalty to him. But you know, let’s not tell him that.

He’ll be like Reagan and let the wonks do all the hard work while he takes afternoon naps. He’s already got Roger Ailes calling shots, and probably Ailes’ buddies (Karl Rove, Sarah Palin etc.) at Fox are already packing up and getting ready to move.

Trump has to stop using his cell phone very soon. They took Obama’s phone away before he got sworn in, and I’m sure Trump will lose his too. It’s a matter of national security. Also Trump’s tweets are about 100 times worse than Hillary’s emails.

Aren’t they going to take his phone away real soon? They took Obama’s cell phone before he was sworn in, so I’m sure Trump will be losing his too. Can’t happen soon enough!

Don’t forget England of the 18th and 19th centuries, although they get extra credit for not starting any world wars.

I know they don’t, and that’s not what I said. West Virginia and Maryland can be combined with maybe the top sliced off of Virginia. I live in Pittsburgh (southwestern PA) and I can say for sure that western Maryland has more in common with West Virginia than the commonwealth of Virginia does.

He doesn’t mean anything. This is a list of oxymorons, things that just popped into his head in 5 minutes. I can’t believe everyone is freaking out over one stupid word. They’ve completely missed his point that they’re all oxymorons (or ironically conflictiing terms that are juxtaposed.) MIDGET - there I said it. Now…

I’d like to see something like this in a high school civics class, and of course it would be closely monitored by the teachers. This type of thing would spark lively conversations among the kids who are about to become voters for real.

You know what? These staffers only have one job - get Hillary Clinton elected. They don’t have to worry about fixing the entire damn world. The poor people will still be here when Hillary gets to the Oval Office, and she’ll be in a position to do something about it. I don’t see anything here except a bunch…

I agree with you about Texas! But West Virginia should be combined with Maryland and maybe take a little off the top of of northern Virginia. Throw in Delaware, and it’s a pretty nice combination. Maybe we can sell Florida cheap to the Germans or something. The Germans seem to like Florida for some reason.