And yet he’s runnng Dept of Energy,aka, our country’s entire nuclear arcenal,,,,,,,in Rick Perrys hands.

Angel food cake is too delicious to be restricted by sexual orientation!

Let us all rejoice, but do not forget this bill failed, in large part, because IT WASN’T CRUEL ENOUGH to suit the needs of the far-right Freedumb Caucus nutjobs.

cordial conversations is going to be the name of my new podcast all about fancy drinks.

Well, I have been told that.

My favorite one is “I cheated on you again because I was mad that you weren’t more upset about cheating on you the first time.”

LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!!

Oh, the old “my bad behavior is actually your fault and really, you should apologize to ME” gambit. Instant classic!

My personal favorite from my dating history (and for the record, I never cheated nor ever gave anyone any reason to think I was going to cheat.)

Not gonna lie, this was funny and all, but pretty much just gave me PTSD flashbacks from an abusive and gaslighting ex.

“Kris made her suppress her true self,” says a rep for Caitlyn, teasing the sort of allegations that will be made in the memoir. “Caitlyn resents Kris for a life she didn’t get to live.”

to quote the great deadspin (nee gawker) writer Ashley Feinberg:

Also, he made In the Face of Evil in 2004. And according to Wikipedia, at least, he wrote a “treatment for Destroying the Great Satan: The Rise of Islamic Facism [sic in Wikipedia original] in America” in 2007.

This would be like if after seeing his parents gunned down in an alley, Bruce Wayne grew up to become a prominent NRA advocate.

Dax Shepard accidentally taught his baby to say “fuck” but he’s proud because she’s “nailed the syntax.”

Damn, judgemental much? I don’t know if you think you’re helping but condescending bullshit like this is unwelcome and unhelpful. Get help with your ass hat reactions. Get help soon. Seriously.