I think you just pioneered a new genre: Hype-Localized Non-Celebrity Office Gossip for an International Audience.

Hot off the presses! The girl two cubicles over just had Botox and is telling people she’s just drinking more water and getting more sleep.

Oh sure, NOW the republicans believe in science

Should be noted for the record the US Federal government payroll is the same size today as it was in 1966 — tho our population has grown 67% in that time. Bloated bureaucracy my ass. :/ If a corporation improved output by 2/3rds w/out adding employees, they’d be crowing about how efficient they are & handing out…

Do you know who these writers are? This is it. This is what they do all day on their own blogs. This is their best work.

This is the joke though.

This post gets a stamp of approval from me, an apparently humorless feminist who was pissed at this morning’s posts.

I work in a right to work state. And I went into work today because I need my job. And also because the only person I would hurt by not coming in is me. The work still has to be done by my Friday deadline. If I didn’t work today, I’d have to do it tomorrow. So I’m wearing red and earning my $.77 to the $1

I mean ffs at least when I see my boss’s Hillary for Prison bumper sticker on his truck, I know what I’m dealing with. That’s insidious next level bullshit you’ve got there

So what’s it called? A “flipoffian tube?”

busTED!

Wear red, go to class, kick ass in your studies and continue on being a bad ass feminist out to change the world.

Just name the new ones “Drunk RedacTED Talks”

It’s the Welfare Queen thing all over again, really. If a system is not 100% perfect in using taxpayer money and there are non-virtuous individuals using government programs, the programs themselves are clearly not worth it and should be scrapped. I mean, who cares if a program is 99% successful; if that 1% is wasting …

ALSO THE 12 POOR PEOPLE WHO WIN THE LOTTERY EACH YEAR NEED TO GET THE FUCK OFF MEDICAID ASAP AND ALSO PAY BACK MONEY

I’m self-employed, so if I strike, the only person affected is me. Damn I want to be a good feminist!

When protesters are actually paid then we’ll be able to afford to strike - I will refrain from shopping.

He’s...an actor.

ROTFLMAO!!!