This is also a huge misstep as a candidate. If Rubio can’t deliver on a promise for pancakes, how can we trust him to deliver on his campaign promises???

Everyone knows robots can’t eat pancakes. The syrup sticks up their gears.

That is rude as hell to promise pancakes and not deliver. What happened to the pancakes?

Beyonce is not playing with this video. I love how she and Jay have supported BLM. Tidal just announced they’re donating 1.5 mil to BLM and other related activist groups, which is cool.

I freaking love Beyonce. I love how she has songs that talk about how amazing she is, in the exact same way as male rappers always do. I love the image of her taking Jay to the mall to buy some shoes as a treat for being good in bed.

I think the first spoken words are Messy Mya, a social media celeb from NO that was sadly murdered a few years back. I only know because my bff was obsessed and would send me YouTube videos all the time lol, but then yes, “Ms. Freedia the Queen Diva you besta believe” her was speakibg and I couldn’t even handle…

All those digs at her intelligence due to her speaking style (because I can’t recall a time where she’s actually said something unintelligent) come from a place of classicism and racism. Nothing more, nothing less.

Me, too. Tears sprang to my eyes, which isn’t something I thought would ever happen to me during a Beyonce video.

This has been Negroid Studies by Professor Knowles-Carter

Anyone praying to the universe that she does something subversive during her Super Bowl appearance?! She has the power that she easily could with impunity. Please, let this happen!

I also liked the use of effeminate black gay men. No apologies. They twerking and gyrating and it is cool.

A lot of people in the comments missed it.

Shade at the idea that there has to be a conspiracy or metaphysical voodoo explaination for her success and power to lift other artists into success. Similar to how ancient non-Western civilizations couldn’t have discovered or invented the technology for the pyramids or large landscape art, must have been aliens or…

IS THAT MS BIG FREEDIA QUEEN DIVA IN THE SPOKEN BITS!?

This video was so goddamn black it’s not funny. I’m not southern, but my roots are, and that bit with the girls dancing in the shorts gave me flashbacks to the cheer and dance squads we used to have in the hood. Beyonce is black. Black as the bottom of your grandmama’s cast-iron skillet. Blackity black, black, black.

That’s her throwing some shade at those who accuse her of being Illuminati. I’ve seen plenty of comments that chalk up her success to this cult/group. They seemingly forgot her dad gave us a sweet gig at Xerox to get her to where she is now. Plus, she knows what sells from being a pageant queen all those years.

Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, Bey.

Me too! Ugh how amazing

that little boy in a hoodie in front of the police, and the cutting to the “stop shooting us”... damn, that did me in.