Love is a verb before it's a noun sometimes. You're doing everything right. 

Romance

“As a romantic suspense writer, I spend a lot of time thinking about murder and, consequently, about police procedure,” Crampton Brophy wrote. “After all, if the murder is supposed to set me free, I certainly don’t want to spend any time in jail.”

For context, here is his full Montana speech

Someone should look into them!

percentages never seen before in our history, many people are saying.

What percentage likelihood is it that Mattis and Kelly were ordered to make those statements.

Trump is turning crazytown up to 11:

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

I saw this! It aired in the UK earlier this year. Maggie Smith tells a hilarious story about Olivier and Plowright’s child hiding the key to Olivier’s liquor cabinet. And Dench has a great story about a young ambulance driver who attended to her a couple of years ago.

GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Half staff is the best that Donald can manage.

better call Geraldo

Frame freeze!

“A red wave” sounds like some sort of dorm-wide period syncing. Mike Pence’s face would melt off like the guy in Raiders of the Lost Ark. 

Thanks, but it’s really selfish... I do it when I’m in a rage about the world and feel like everything is garbage and I need to do something in my control to make it a tiny bit less of a dumpster fire. My mood is improved, other people’s day is improved, we all win. But my motivation is usually MAKE THE HURT STOP FOR…

Oh, Lindsey. Just...oh, honey.

I was not in the demographic that the OC was trying to attract, and barely watched any TV at all while it was on, but I saw every episode. I’ll always be here for Ryan Atwood punching out bros.

Seriously.  That pic should not be republished.

Um that Maria Sharapova pic seems a little fucked up. I think you should take it down unless she consented to having TMZ publish it.