What are you, blind? There is a checkmark.

Oh, God!

Not that Michael Cera, this Michael Cera.

that sleeve of 100 in black or brown by goody. that’s where it’s at.

ONLY YOUR LOVE CAN CURE THIS ASSHOLE #romance

Fundark

Every day is a crisis for him.

No. I’m in a bitter, ornery mood today and I’m just gonna keep rolling with it.

This guy passed the bar.

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Was going to reply with the same message, but you said it much better than I could have! For many, a healthy diet and exercise will not result in a skinny body. “Fat” (however society defines that) does not equal unhealthy. Skinny does not equal healthy.

I would like to reiterate that some people have stubborn bodies. I know women who run triathlons and eat very well and still have what society considers “fat” on their bodies. Just because eating well and working out worked for you doesn’t mean it’s actually that simple for all body types and metabolisms, and dumping…

If your home is not a Kafkaesque canine nightmare, what is even the point of having a dog?

In fairness, the toaster, the toilet and the screen door that doesn’t have a screen at my house all confuse my dog.

no i meant mine

Accidentally lock him in the basement on November 8.

Sweet, sweet, idyllic Canadian countryside non-drama is the proper antidote to this shit year. I am READY.

Nah. I think I’ll skip it. These were my favourite books as a kid, and I’ll still pull them out from time to time. Kind of like sitting down to tea at a favourite old aunt’s house. You’ve heard all her stories before but it’s still nice to visit. And I know the characters so well in my own head that any screen…

And next year anybody who wears them will have to go through a door sideways.