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notanotherusernameplease

Holy shit I cannot take this festering pile of misogyny anymore. November 8 can’t get here fast enough.

Gloria indeed found the real deal; someone he can’t deny knowing. This is not only groping, harassment, and unwanted sexual attention - but also hiring and workplace discrimination.

No fucking shit.

Legally Bland

His Christmas card this year is literally just going to be a screen shot of that paragraph.

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.

Eek! It’s almost that time of year when Jez posts its scariest stories. Oh god, every time that post comes up I don’t sleep for days.

“Can’t believe it’s Thanksgiving weekend already.”

I’m really proud of this stunt I pulled on my neighbor:

I just put this up on The Slot, but want to copy it here too to make sure everyone sees our dear Lindy West’s absolutely withering million-star Trump take-down in the New York Times:

Plus, a genuine apology wouldn’t insist that this news story is a “distraction from the important issues.” No, you irredeemably predatory fuckwit, your inability to see women as human beings (as opposed to body parts for you to grope) *is* an important issue!

Oh fuck you NBC, you’re the ones who foisted him on us in the first place, giving him legitimacy even when he was pulling his birther nonsense. You know they must have unaired footage of him in the Apprentice board room saying offensive things about women, where is that? The contestants said it happened and there’s

I walked the ridgepole of Mr. Barry’s kitchen roof.

The world needs more Christopher Plummer.

Just did the math — I’ve been disgusted by Sean Penn for six years longer than his new girlfriend has been alive.

Sean Penn has a new, extremely young girlfriend

we should all donate to her! that sort of style deserves a little cash. can we donate out of state?

This just proves how important it is for young girls to have access to toys, media, and stories where they can see themselves represented. The little sister’s excitement was very cute, too. <keyboard is drenched while I’m writing this>