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notanotherusernameplease

OHHH I misread your sentence. Thank you for clarifying. All is right with the world again!

WHAT? I think they do seem really in love, I just don’t know why it’s supposed to be surprising that she’d “love” being married to him. I mean, look at the man!

“Bless your heart” is often tonal and always contextual. Like... when my 2 y/o daughter says “Want cereal.” That might mean “I want cereal, please,” “I want cereal immediately,” “I don’t want cereal,” or “Get this fucking cereal out of my fucking face before I cut your bitchass.”

I wish you the best. Don’t listen to any doctor that says it’s stress or all in your head.

How many of you get cuteness aggression when you see something cute? Like you just clench your fists and wanna punch something it’s so cute? I get that way with baby pandas for real.

I believe Trump’s people refer to it as a sheriff’s star.

Interpreted languages are the future, man. Java was nice in its day but Oracle has done f*ck-all with it other than to start some nuisance lawsuits.

Whatever. Rock on, doll guy. You probably get more shit and condescension on a daily basis than most people can dream of, so if you want to buy that doll a ticket, you fucking buy that doll a ticket and let the NSA deal with it.

Let’s be honest. Her writing’s about mocking the unwell uncool kid for laughs. It’s not about how ‘scared’ she is or anything like that.

Ride public transit and get over yourself, lady. There are all kinds of people out there, and...that’s fine.

I was expecting something more like this

“Calm down.”

I posted not long ago my disagreement that Gigi and KJ are not real models but I’ve seen been reeducated and yeah they’re kind of dead behind the eyes. However Gigi will now forever have a special place in my heart for standing her ground and taking this motherfucker down. The entitlement with which he manhandled her

What the hell has he got to do with fashion? He’s a serial asshole who disguised stuff like looking up America Ferrera’s skirt, groping Brad Pitt and Bradley Cooper and now manhandling Gigi as “pranks”. He hasn’t got a message about fashion or anything else. He’s a stupid man-child who likes attention and frankly

It fucking enrages me that this guy thought it was ok to put his hands on a woman who not only he doesn’t know but clearly hasn’t given him permission. And he sneaks up on her. Fuck that. And fuck his stupid reasons while I’m at it.

While I consider Gigi Hadid beautiful, she and her friend Kendall Jenner have nothing to do with high fashion.

“Don’t be over-dramatic”

i wont laugh until gella answers my question...every passing moment of silence makes me more anxious.

Sometimes marriages are just done and it’s not a third party’s fault. Unpopular opinion, I realize.

Did they finally say what the house is full of? I never watched it, so I assume they’re talking about the crawlspace being filled with bodies